hollandgirl Forum Posts (4,464)

RE: Holy Humour

Oh Lord thank you for giving us a sense of humour.
These were soo very funny!
Thank you for sending these.

RE: Anybody wants to chat with an African.

Welcome Bella

RE: prayer request some times bad things happen

That is a beautiful prayer HL and I am totally in agreement with you in this prayer.

RE: prayer request some times bad things happen

My prayer you have for sure. You are much too young to have to carry all this by yourself. That load is much too heavy.

RE: What do you think of your mate?????, MATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure does eh Katie?

RE: I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!

Some very funny stuff you brought on here you two.
Now I don't need to go to Craig's anymore now?
Thanks for the all the entertaining it was fun.

RE: I need a Kiss instead of a cigarrete.

I agree! The very best line ever!
Drink lots of fruit juice to flush
out the nicotine.

Witty quotes, cute and clever bumper stickers and interesting thoughts, funnies...........

Are some of these guys still in the gene pool?

RE: Happy Birthday Gingerb!!!!!

Happy Birthday Ginger wishing you many happy more.

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Good ones Phoenix.

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I love redneck jokes.

Mildred the church gossip...............lol.............

Hey, That would even be better! More people will get to see it that way.

RE: I don't know bout religion, but I know bout creation:)

Nothing can be delete it.
Just copy and post under a different heading

Blessings for you too Denise.

Mildred the church gossip...............lol.............

Print this joke off and post it at the chuch bulletin board

"Where is Mildred, anyone know?"

Something to draw the attention, SHE might recogmize herself here you think?

Mildred the church gossip...............lol.............

Have you met this Mildred?

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What could be said if it was a man? Lol I don't think they wear knickers do they?

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I bet you could too. Just looking at your picture tells me all.

Witty quotes, cute and clever bumper stickers and interesting thoughts, funnies...........

I made a u turn and was caught.
The cop said; ma;m I will let you go if you
will promise me you won't do it again.

I said; Officer I promise you, I will never make a
u turn again, if I know your watching.

He started to laugh and said; oh you go on!

Google is helping us people to save time!............Head it........ That is, if you are in a hurry

Save time by hitting the return key instead of clicking on search.

Thank you sooooo much Google I need to save the time badly.
I only have 30 years left so............?

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Yeah that is a good one too.

Witty quotes, cute and clever bumper stickers and interesting thoughts, funnies...........

At times the most obvious stuff is the best.

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True........

Mildred the church gossip...............lol.............

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ..walked home....and left it there all night.

You gotta love George !!!

RE: Why we should live live to the full and enjoy our blessings every day!!!

How quickly our lives can change.
This is soo sad to have waited for love so long and
then to have it taken away again.

RE: I don't know bout religion, but I know bout creation:)

Denise you put this in the wrong Thread I know what you meant with creation etc.
You are just telling a nice story about your life.
The lounge may have been a better choice in this case.
Blessing to you,
But some people who are anti would not open this.
Religion and creatism would turning some of

RE: Mothers!

Know what you mean but when I could have used a matchmaker my mom was
living in Holland and I in California and later back to Canada.
In between husbands I was twenty years alone so.......

RE: Mothers!

I Need a matchmaker asked your mom to be one for me. I need all the help I can get.

RE: I don't know bout religion, but I know bout creation:)

Doing what you love most doing is a real blessings in it self is it not. Glad to see your so at peace with the world its people and the critters.
They are in good hands I can tell Denise.

RE: Winners

Good quotes very possitive.

Witty quotes, cute and clever bumper stickers and interesting thoughts, funnies...........

Put it on the car bumber and see you may get some
good reactions.