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RE: Have you ever worn a straw hat in public (controversy again in the Forums!!)

well, you see, me and Sally Mae was havin' this here little romp in the barn! I swear I didn't know all that straw was in my hair!! Does that count as a straw hat????blushing

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

Boy!! Wear just one bikini and everyone thinks yoiu're a cross dresserwow





LMAOrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

but you know...the small hands and feet are....don't mean anything....LOLblushing

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

what dress?? that's a flowered shirtfrustrated

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

I have small hands and feetsigh

RE: electric bicycles

electric bicycle???


Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a bicycleconfused confused confused

RE: What song are you listening to,part TRZY!

neighbordoh

RE: What song are you listening to,part TRZY!

what song am I listening to???


Whatever my friggen neighbir is listening to!!frustrated frustrated

RE: I Want ________ !!! and ______________!

would you settle for 4in...twice???sigh

RE: father of the bride

I do a really funny Father Guido Sarducci routine at weddings!!

RE: I wish I was rich so ...

If money were no object...I'd buy the Republican Party, and disband it!!frustrated

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

yes yes and hell yesyay

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

oops....that was meant for Airliner

RE: Would you Date the person above you ? (previous post)

Nah....unless he takes make-up lessons from Martha Stewarttongue

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!!

Hi BEBwave

RE: international rules of manhood

I hate you!! You know too much!!tongue tongue

RE: ?

I met someone locally, but after one date.....she joined connecting singles!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR

Rock Star?? At this stage...anyone but Amy Winehousethumbs down

RE: The Year's Best Headlines

literally**

RE: The Year's Best Headlines

****Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!


Lierally laughed till I cried!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR

the girl I am dating right now sings so poorly, that when she sings in the shower, the water shuts off!!hole

RE: I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR

You can have her voice anytime you want!! I think her CD's are still available!!head banger

RE: I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR

I would want to play in Bob Dylan's band.

I live in Bob Dylan land

I'd like to give him a hand

with him on the stage to stand

(harmonica solo)

I'd make all the people smile

And let Dylan rest for awhile

In artistry there can be no denial

For patience is always on trial

( harmonica solo)

so being a rock star, you see

Is what I'd apire to be

If Dylan could be there with me

The world would be in harmony

(harmonica outro)




banana banana banana

RE: ?

yes....but most are fishermen!!professor

RE: Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?

I want some of whatever you are smoking!!!devil

RE: What would your choice be???

I know what women really want!!! But I can't show it on this site!!

Will gladly show it to you in private!!!tongue tongue tongue










Please help me God!!! Is there any hope??????help

RE: Is the capture of Radovan Karadzic a chance for healing for the Balkans?

I plead ignorance on this issue. But at least I admit it!

RE: got a lot to think about

stay tuned for scenes from tomorrows "Dating Drama" episode! Brought to you by Kleenex..........where tears WANT to fall!












Hey guy! Get over it!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: should the president of south africa be on trial by the united nations for propping up robert mugawa

only if the U.S and G.B can be held liable for Israel's actions!!

RE: how many gods are there ? what does a god really do ? and what people do god or gods really like ?

I'm sorry, but I believe anyone you pray to...is a god!!


JMO, of course!!

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