shipoker55 Forum Posts (9,362)

RE: Ladies,Why is it?

I love the Brits colorful language!! Really I do!!

RE: Ladies,Why is it?

Whoa--the games people play now.
Every night and every day now.
Never meanin' what they say now.
Never sayin' what they mean.

While they while away the hours
in their ivory towers,
'till they're covered-up with flowers
in the back of a black limousine.



Whoa we make one another cry,
break a heart then we say goodbye;
cross our hearts and we hope to die
that the other was to blame.

But neither one will ever give-in,
so we gaze at an eight-by-ten
thinkin' 'bout the things that might have been
and it's a dirty rotten shame.



Games People Play....Joe South

don't ever dare me!!!

sounds like a rock band!!

don't ever dare me!!!

put it on a timer....even I couldn't ask anyone to do this in person!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

Maybe do a commercial and send it to TJ Maxx!!

don't ever dare me!!!

Dunno....fells ohhh so nice!!





Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

Now what do I do with this friggen bikini I bought???

don't ever dare me!!!

I haven't had this much fun since I won the Tulullah Bankhead look alike contest in 1956

don't ever dare me!!!

go get'em!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

yeah....it's beginning to look like I do need a hobby!!

RE: Ladies... do you ever feel as tho sometimes men talk to your chest?

do you think they will still respect me in the morning????

RE: Ladies... do you ever feel as tho sometimes men talk to your chest?

I love being short!!

don't ever dare me!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

Yeah.....I have more hair than my ex-wife.....And SHE was Italian!!

don't ever dare me!!!

Yes...they were lovely!!!

RE: which one do you prefer??

The Florida forums go days, even weeks with no new posts. So I quit!! You are are so much more fun!!

don't ever dare me!!!

will peole start thinking I am a lesbian????

don't ever dare me!!!

someone call the EMT's she may have passed out!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

what are you saying....exactly????

RE: What’s the most intellectual sounding book you have ever bought ??

How To Talk Dirty and Influence People....Lenny Bruce!!

RE: I´m back

glad to see you again!!

don't ever dare me!!!

That's not the way my therapist puts it!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

I went out and bought it yesterday....didn't have it laying around

don't ever dare me!!!

FULL VIEW IS IN PROFILE!!

don't ever dare me!!!

they are grapefruit....it IS for mindfful!!!!!!

don't ever dare me!!!

it feel so comfy....now I don't want to get out of it!! And I already got one flower!!

don't ever dare me!!!

For Mindfful

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RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

excellent....Lass!!

RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

I once told my mother she had to go on the balcony or the stairwell if she wanted to smoke....she became insuted!!

RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

****If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...






sorry....you'll never get me that way!!!