A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”
A blonde goes to Wal-Mart to buy curtains. She tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small. What room are they for?"
The blonde says, "They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor."
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers don't need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows......."
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