Wow, the guys are going to like this, Claayer looking at their profiles!! Prepare yourself to receive some mail and flowers this evening, if not indecent marriage proposals!!
I just read them, see if whoever sent them had seen my profile, and if its not the case, just ignore it. Funnily enough, most of the time, the mail disappears after a few hours or days!!
And you're right GB, most of them would give you that scam feeling!!
A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking.
After a while, one of them realized they were quite far away from the main group, and that they couldn't possibly find the way back. One of the other fools says to the other three: "I've heard that whenever you can't find your group, what you have to do is to shoot three times to the air and wait for someone to find you."
They shoot three times to the air, wait a while, but nothing happens. So they shoot three more times to the air but, again, no one comes to help them.
After trying three shots more the fool says: "I hope this time someone can find us... that was my last arrow"
Q. What is the true definition of a diplomat? A. It is a person who can tell someone else to go to hell in a way that the other person will thank him for it! _____________________________________________________________________________________
At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner? The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!” _____________________________________________________________________________________
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. _____________________________________________________________________________________
There were 2 old ladies at church. One old lady said, "my butt's asleep."
The other old lady said, "yeah, I know, I heard it snore 3 times."
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RE: i think i did it-SAY SOMETHING!
good luck riya!!