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RE: meeting caucasian guys online

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RE: meeting caucasian guys online

Guess I should have read more closely, my bad. Never would have given any kind of tips to a married person looking for some new target to cheat with. Sorry, but to me, separated means still married. Why not just look for friends until the paperwork is finished? Some of the best matches are through friends of friends, when the time is appropriate.

RE: BUSH & CHANEY PLAN TO NUKE IRAN, SOON!!!

Actually I think you misunderstood me. I never meant to imply that you thought Iran "walks on water". And that term, if I understood that you weren't familiar with it, means having no blame at all, and are all righteous. There are a lot of people who actually do believe this. As you read through these forums alone you will see a lot of posts claiming that the US should just leave Iran alone, even to the extent of wanting them to run all the jews into the sea etc. I am amazed at the way muslims shriek that kind of stuff even here in the US.

RE: BUSH & CHANEY PLAN TO NUKE IRAN, SOON!!!

"Except, Iran did not do any favors by grabbing brits recently"
and that remark will probably get you flamed. A lot of people still seem to think that Iran walks on water and should be allowed to commit any crime, while the US is the only evil involved.

RE: whose state or governement or media is the most truthful honest and accurate.

LOL only one I know of is in house, as in, in this house. I don't trust any government, and wonder as to the writer of any news piece. At least around here we just call things for what they are, and when we don't know we admit it LOL

RE: BUSH & CHANEY PLAN TO NUKE IRAN, SOON!!!

It does seem to me that if waldow and bl8tant actually believe this stuff they would post some kind of reputable link.
Just seems like more lame "shots" to me.

RE: When does it ever end...

I have a friend somewhat like this. When we get into a disagreement, I have learned to just wait until he is done YELLING (louder you get the less I am listening anymore anyway), ask if he is done, and then quietly attempt to say my side. If he starts yelling again, as far as I am concerned the conversation is over. When he asks why I am not talking to him, I tell him its because he doesn't bother to listen anyway.
A few times I have just gotten too fed up. Once I let him blow himself out, and then responded with, "OK, let me see if I have got this straight. I have the legal degree and have how many years experience, and know how to look up the rules. You, well you just get trips to the gray bar motel when you get drunk and crash your motorcycle. I had, and actually raised my kids, whereas you just left your son with your brother and disappeared. You weren't there to deal with school or anything. And now, you want to try to TELL me how this little issue will be handled (assault of a minor on school property). Have I got all of that right?" You could see on his face that he now felt as stupid as he sounded, and quieted right down.

Other times, with other friends who liked to get drunk and brawl in the bar, I just picked up my drink, moved over a few seats so I wouldn't get caught in the middle or get my drink spilled, and started looking for my keys for when they inevitably got 86ed. LOL

RE: BUSH & CHANEY PLAN TO NUKE IRAN, SOON!!!

My attempt at googling this only resulted in a few articles that were basically just a bunch of inflammatory opinions.
Wouldn't be surprised if Iran had fed this crap to the AP wires themselves, just to try to incite some kind of fear or sympathy.

RE: meeting caucasian guys online

LOL Don't be shy. Just walk up to one and start talking. Heck, they were never shy about approaching me.

RE: meeting caucasian guys online

When I lived there it seemed that the locals just hung around the tourist traps to find caucasians. Maybe hop over the Barbados and use their's.
I know that I met people from just about every country when walking the beaches.

RE: Reasons men prefer guns over women

And here I thought someone was going to say because they get to control the trigger.rolling on the floor laughing

32 Things You Can Do with Beer




Saw this article this morning, and thought I would pass it on to the rest of you who don't drink, but have everyone offering you a free beer on their birthday LOL Gotta figure out something to do with it LOL

eDiets Announces the Million Pound March

LOL as if it matters whether or not anyone was going to "let" them. They don't exactly go by any other rules.

RE: Neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!!

I currently live in the city. As a matter of fact, the snootiest neighborhood in this city. Since I had a pretty good idea of what I was getting into, my first day here, I put on my oldest, grubbiest yard clothes, serious hillbilly attire, and went out and did my OWN YARD WORK. Something that is completely unheard of here on snob hill where everyone else has rude landscapers (I actually think they pay extra for the rudeness some days LOL) That initial test pretty much made it easy to tell who the real shallow snobs were, from their reactions. Oh yeah, the worst of the worst has a clear view into my backyard, so I painted all the yard furniture crazy colors, and even used a splatter design to make it look that much more "throw together". Me and the other down to earth neighbors just laughed at how much of a tizzy spin it put her in.
And in this snob city where practically every other house is that horrid beige, I painted mine bright blue, much more cheerful. And NO, I don't care what the snob thinks. The guy across the street, fairly normal, for a guy LOL, who actually does have a direct view, I did ask what he thought, and he really likes it, as do the rest of those I asked.
If it isn't an actual health hazard or anything, I think people should just worry about their own backyard. Not like I go up there and tell her how stupid it is to pay $5,000 on yard plants, just to pitch a fit, rip them out, and get it done all over again 3 days later. She has her way, and I have mine.

RE: Neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I understood your garbled english correctly, you seem to think that everyone lives in one of those horrid little housing communities where everyone else has a say about what you do on your own property. We don't. And one of the reasons for buying instead of renting is so that you CAN do whatever you want to the place. And as far as what would and would not bring down property values, that is in the eye of the beholder. I have neighbors who have one of those huge containers, like one of those things you see on trains, for storing all their work equipment. One snooty neighbor tried to report them for it, and was told they had it legally, so she may as well learn to live with it. Me, I don't mind it at all, because it blocks some from looking in my windows. I also prefer the pretty blue color of the container to the ugly brownish grey green the snoot painted her house LOL
Even the idiot who actually buys dog food for the wild vermin around here, which causes the critters to go through a few blocks from their actual habitat to get to her place, trashing a lot of other houses on the way, is still doing it, despite numerous complaints. Would rather have my neighbor parking a car on their lawn than attracting animals that damage your home.

eDiets Announces the Million Pound March



So, any overweight people going to go marching?

RE: Would You ?

IMO there really is only one. He just came to earth in different forms, that of the people in that area, so he wouldn't freak the bejabbers out of them.
So, I would probably just chuckle at the idea that they THOUGHT they were converting me.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like most of Jess's ideas, and vinegar is a good way to kill anything hehehehe, not even toxic, except to plants. Cheap too!
As far as making nice nice with the lunatic twits around here, funny how they were all calling on me for everything and anything when I got here. Guess my mom told them stuff before I got here, I dunno. But, when the evil came ooozing out of them, I just made them look like the fools they were, oh so sweetly as she suggested, and shamed them into backing down. Of course then the one really got bent. Used to think she ran the neighborhood, and didn't like it that any challenge to me went down in flames. She got a bit more intense, and I finally had to show her up for the moron she was in front of everyone at a neighborhood meeting. RFLMAO No one has even seen her come out of the house since. Occassionally the car as it pulls out of the gargage, but that is it. Things are much more peaceful here now. She may have learned to leave me alone long ago, but was still torturing other neighbors.
Another idea is, when you are in good with the Chief of Police and such, when he shows up at Neighborhood Night Out, you personally introduce the new neighbors, who that old crank was starting to mess with, telling the officials what wonderful people they are, in full view of the old crank hehehehehehehehe. The look on her face as they were all smiling and chatting was priceless.
She thought, because she had more money, that she could bully them. HA! Not on my watch.

RE: Happy 311 DAY!!!!

Never even heard of that band. Today is just my son's birthday to me.

RE: If your state

LOL Didn't have to remember. Clock on the Cable box changed automatically, and then I just double clicked on the time on the bottom right hand of this screen, popped up the screen for setting time and date, changed one number and done. Didn't seem to be a big enough problem to bother with a patch or anything.

RE: How long do you train someone before you give up?

I have also had to do the hiring, firing, training stuff. Seems to me this person should have figured it out in a day or two. If they are still making that many mistakes this many months later, I would definitely give her walking papers. But, if there is any chance that the trickle UP theory will cause you any grief, I would take the advice of notifying the supervisor in writing, and keeping a copy, so if the *&^&^ starts flying, it will only be directed at her.

RE: Good man seeks a good lady...

Just because you didn't find one doesn't mean we aren't here. But sorry OP, just too young for me.

RE: why do guys go for looks...

Ironically, it is those heavier women that most of the men around here are with. Any thin women are assumed to be on drugs or something.

RE: Date a Millionaire....

I have always told my kids not to go around telling people how much you've got, or they will just try to get it from them.

Winter damages

Guess we better grab our rain gear again, more flood warnings.

RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

I don't know. My kid got the one I had absoluuuuuuuuuutely no clue on. Have you seen some of the homework they get these days???????

RE: Date a Millionaire....

No, they aren't all stuffy. Even those dullards actually seem to enjoy learning to have FUN again. They just seem to have forgotten how some times.

RE: why do guys go for looks...

Sorry to disagree with the OP, but a LOT of men are intimidated by attractive women and won't even approach them at all. And I am sure there are a lot of us who are sick and tired of hearing, "You are too good for me." I just wish they had a bit more confidence in themselves. Of course, women do it too. My brother has gotten that line before as well.

RE: Date a Millionaire....

My experience with millionaires is that most of them are VERY boring. Sure, if you are impressed by tasteless food, just because it is served in the most expensive restaurant, yada yada (which I am not, screw Robin Leach, been to his top ten list and was bored and hungry afterward) it's ok. But when it comes to simple basic fun, clueless. I swear that the ones I was associating with needed to hire entertainment committees or something. Most of the time I just had fun making them smile with the simplest, and sometimes stupidest, things, and they loved it. Get one out of his armani suit, and slam him with a slice of cake piled with frosting. The initial phase of the food fight are really funny. Shock, disbelief, and only waste time on the ones who can return fire rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

I agree, but my kid and I did watch the show. Each of us missed one LOL Have only watched it once, but I'm not that big on TV really.

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