FlowerOfTheSnow Forum Posts (2,212)
Talk for yourselves !
That is not boredom
May be if I teamed up with someone like uptiger, he could make the bread and I could the mocrophone working! 
with them and say "ta for the journey, now piss off my path goes in a different direction"
Mmmmmmm so....... how old do you have to be?
I think...Me personnaly have no experience of either
You sure that 
is what you really have in mind?
My grandchildren's fav is plastic bucket full of water and old paintbrush. They just love "painting" the outside walls of my house!
French song for you Heinzy! Don't know if you understand French but it's all about how working too hard is bad for your health!
I gotta dash and find my spare beds (they hiding under ALL my clothes from my bedroom as I just had electrics re-done)!
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RE: What is the most ingenious toy in the world?
They got new ones:B/D pay attention in case your search isn't successful!
At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
1. Bifocals Barbie, Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colours (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Delia Smith.
2. Hot Flush Barbie, Press Barbie's bellybutton & watch her face turn
beetroot red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on herforehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers & magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie, Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,
roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two Kaftans with
tummy-support panels are included
5. Bunion Barbie, Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched
feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie, Erase those pesky crow's-feet & lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie, All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs & Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white & cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie, It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie Sells for £500. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie, Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie, This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things & cries a lot. She is sick and tired. Comes with Tena Lady and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.