Yeah i saw one the other day and she looked like a Heidi Klum lookalike, then when i drank my coffee and put my glasses back on somehow she turned into something nearer a silverback gorilla.
Imagine the problems if i drank heavily, i'd meet quasimodo and be in sorts of trouble after 3 pints of cider..
Yeah i saw one the other day and she looked like a Heidi Klum lookalike, then when i drank my coffee and put my glasses back on somehow she turned into something nearer a silverback gorilla.
Imagine the problems if i drank heavily, i'd meet quasimodo and be in sorts of trouble after 3 pints of cider..
You will be by the time you've been bounced around for about 3 hours, maybe 8 if your lucky!
After all i am better now.
Jesus if M says what i am like she will tell you all don't risk it for sure.
That said i better head for the pillow, as i have job hunting to do in the morning before i go to work!!
Who knows, i might find a few munchkins in the post office in the morning? Actually they won't fall for it either, as they sort of know me in there.
I think they are relieved there's safety glass between them and me
Actually, there's one in there who would be suitable, but i don't know if she's up for being bounced about, and icant ask as they wont process my post if its a NO!
If i let my hair grow a bit it goes wavy and when freshly washed can be fluffy almost.
That said i have to be careful not to get drunk and pass out near a group of Welsh men on the way back from the pub, or they might think my names is "flossy" and soil my sheepskin.
Some pay for that kind of thing, but not me.
I'm due a haircut actually, so i don't look like a yeti if anyone unexpected turns up over xmas.
If you visit london dont drive on the north circular road after 8pm on a friday night, the cars wave about in the lanes and you can tell they are under the influence.
It's almost like the wacky races.I told my chef friend from manchester, and we went to a gig in north london a month ago.
If you want to live your life out of your skull that's your privilege.
Just don't drive while your out of your head.I don't want some drugged up a**hole killing me while i am driving around because they think they are cool.
Actually you've brought up a point that confused me and an ex girlfriend for years.
Is it just me or do all men somehow end up with blue fluff in their belly button? Even when not wearing blue clothes or not having blue bedclothes i somehow still managed to produce blue fluff.
Most of them are on valium so their quite passive this time of night, but don't make any sudden movements because some go mental if anyone shows signs of being able to escape.
Good luck, and remember to wear trainers so you can outrun any potential stalker
RobbieM Forum Posts (4,553)
RE: Fake Self Image
Yeah i saw one the other day and she looked like a Heidi Klum lookalike, then when i drank my coffee and put my glasses back on somehow she turned into something nearer a silverback gorilla.Imagine the problems if i drank heavily, i'd meet quasimodo and be in sorts of trouble after 3 pints of cider..
Careful, i might bet back to the midgets