RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

Trust me had you seen me trying to get 5 litres of dulux cream paint out of of my hair and eyes and noticing the burning of my ear with creosote and my trousers drenched in it, well them you would have been even more right when i stripped in the street and ran into the house to then shave my head!

Best we don't wreck the thread as this should be the most interesting subject on the forums.

Shame i haven't seen much expanding on traits that i started though.I was hoping for more of a debate on some of the characteristics i highlighted back at the start of the thread.

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I might photograph my legs tomorrow and you'll see what cat claws can do to shins.

I look like a bear has been scraping the bark off a tree!

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I'll get through all the crap, it's just a matter of time.

In the meantime i avoid buses and make sure no more accidents with falling pots of paint on the head.

I'm lucky it wasn't creosote, though some did hit me at the same time, so look on the plus side!laugh

Besides my hair is now long enough to put my fingers through!

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I'm using the exercise to empty the cupboards, and then eat healthy veggies instead of rubbish like bread and tuna sandwiches.

Cooking for one is boring!

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

You know ive even worked my way down to the last two packets of noodles!

I worked out i will eat slightly more than the cats till i sort out the situation at my end.

Who knows, i might develop a taste of pigeons and wrestle with the cats for the catfood soon laugh

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

Don't waste your tears on me.

I am used to a life of flux, and hopefully tuesday i will see some development.

Nearly snuffing it puts things in perspective.

I have perspective, even though i don't have pizza in the fridge.laugh

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

In psychobabble it's referred to as "projection".

But don't worry, i've decided to fill she site into bile and nastyness i see.

Every bit i see now regardless who sends it will be forwarded to the relevant person within the site.

Hopefully the changes i have advised will be instituted and a nice calm atmosphere will result.

Better for all, the site, the advertisers and the users of the site.grin

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I'll remember to take my camera up there and take pictures of them and send you one!

I'm going to ask them if they want a volunteer to help with the tiger as welllaugh

Knowing how cats are with me theres more than a fair chance he will just want to sit on me.tongue

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I cant imagine sitting on one never mind them jumping fences, but i have seen them frisk in their own way.

There really friendly calm animals, and that why i like them! They follow me around, but i'm used to that as i have a funny effect on animals and the mentally ill.

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WESTERN WOMEN?

I made the same decision, and you'll appreciate why.

From now on its work, study, and the only crap i will take if from the garden or litter tray to the bin or from the tapier enclosure.

Which reminds me i should visit them againlaugh I feel the urge to pat them beasts again.

RE: ~What do you consider to be the worst virtue in Human nature~

Anything about Obama will do and his number one fanlaugh

He's probably painting Obama's face on a blow up doll as we speak.laugh

RE: Need help understanding something

I used to know someone who had that done and then rode home on his motorbike afterwards.doh

He didn't bank on the vibration effect and lets say he was a lot quieter the next time we saw him.

Mind yo he didnt realise that some snails are edible, and some are not, so he ate a british garden snail (uncooked) and was violently sick.

In other words he was a MORON.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do men seek out foreign brides?

The answer to this is because they canlaugh

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

Oh yes i love the spelling and thought police.

Why people just cant behave, debate and have a laugh i have no idea.help

RE: Need help understanding something

That's all fine and dandy, but say if we went out and you got frisky at the end of the evening and i whipped out my sausage and it had a chain an bolts going through it, come on you would burst out laughing or go "no way am i going near that metal mickey".

Just as well i kept all metal away from my knackers.laugh angel

RE: ~What do you consider to be the worst virtue in Human nature~

Stupidity is the number one.

Being so dumb you walk into a revolving door.

Being so blinkered you will believe anything anybody tells you.

Being a doormat and letting others treat you like crap.

Stupidity comes in many forms and has nothing to do with education.

It doesnt matter if your as dopey as a horse, but sure as hell if your dumb enough to roll in its crap i just don't want to ever meet you and the trailing flies.

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

I have a suggestion as i made one to LL.

I agreed to take her out at a date at my expense if she agreed to meet one nutter for just long enough to get him to pose with a roadcone on his head and then post it on her profile.

Hugz, you meet a nutter and do the same then i'll pay for something nice when i get to Canada and i'll make a specific diversion from seeing my child to delver on the promise!

RE: Dinner conversations!

Bloody cheek, Lord Norman is probably nice, i just cant stand how he gets all the architectural jobs!

Let's meet in the middle and suggest Vlad The Impaler.laugh

RE: Dinner conversations!

Willy Ley And Werner Von Braun.They would be very interesting to talk to.

After That Dwight Eisenhower.

Then DR Farouk Al Baz....this person i nearly met in real life, though i have met his wife by accident and we tried to have a meeting with her husband at the Egyptian Embassy in London.

Sadly this didn't happen which i bitterly regret from the conversation i had with his wife.

RE: AMERICA'S GOAL TO CRIPPLE WORLD ECO. TO START A 1 WORLD MONEY SYSTEM W. IMPLANTED DIGITAL CHIP?

At least there are some professional people left in work in the UK.

Be thankful for at least professional covert operativeslaugh

RE: AMERICA'S GOAL TO CRIPPLE WORLD ECO. TO START A 1 WORLD MONEY SYSTEM W. IMPLANTED DIGITAL CHIP?

Ah i know a real way to disable the surveillance, on vehicles and personnel...but that shouldn't be put in a forum!

The authorities wouldn't appreciate it and i might be found with a gas leak asphyxiated with a pillow on my face with several bullet holes through the pillow.

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

To true, and i've brought this to the sites attention.They will listen if furnished with the relevant information.

So i have decided to act and do something about it, rather than sit here and watch many people leave and watch some people poison the website.

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

Well lets say if they take up my proposals there wont be much arguing or bile thrown around on here.

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

That's me B**stard Incorporatedlaugh

I have enough crap on my plate and don't need grief in here or anyone following me around the bloody forums making coded digs.

Hell, i come in here to watch people (and play the spot the diagnosis) and take a break from my very real worries.

Now you, outside for your slaplaugh cheers

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

I am so tired of it i have contacted the site a suggested some improvements to the site and even offered to help them free of charge.

Hopefully the site will follow my suggestions and it will greatly improve the site and forums in particular.

RE: Due to the great number of mean natured threads of all types....

I couldn't agree more.

I'm sick to the back teeth of people looking for an argument in here.

I understand your frustration, i really docheers

RE: AMERICA'S GOAL TO CRIPPLE WORLD ECO. TO START A 1 WORLD MONEY SYSTEM W. IMPLANTED DIGITAL CHIP?

Ah i must have been chipped already then, my Audi i will not part with!

RE: Cosmetic Surgery.Yes or No

Ah well i have considered having my nose done.

Right now i have a lot on my plate, but when i have the next most 3 important tasks sorted i might well just do it for the change.

A chemical peel on my whole body would be appreciated as well.

RE: Irish men

Greek men are like this as well! Women try to feed them ideas and then they get their way as the men then regurgitate the idea as their own!

It's a true trait, and you can see it to good effect on the comedy "My Big Fat Greek Wedding".

The real benchmark for stubborn though is an Indian Aunt, and they gang up on you in a corner for information!

There is no escape, but it is almost amusing to be ganged up on like this! Anyone with experience with a couple of Indian Aunts will confirm this!

RE: Need help understanding something

I had that treatment as well.

Once i was going out with her and she moved in with me she then proceeded to want to reorganise my life into sitting still, not moving and just looking after her 24 hours a day.

Insecure, in short and i persisted and persited until she gain confidence, and when she did the first thing she did was leave.

laugh

Life would have been a lot easier had i not let her move in, or to be honest just stayed friends but somehow people i meet start out nice but turn into control freaks.

I might add that i gave her no reason to be concerned either, she knew where i was which was usually meeting clients on their premises!

It did get a bit much when she wanted to come with me and sit in the car waiting till i was finished!

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