RobbieM Forum Posts (4,553)

RE: have you ever slept with a gazmask on your face`?

Yeah, send him straight to the west bank, he can yell obscenities at both sides.

At least one sniper somewhere will have a good shot at him

RE: Double Dating

We must be almost cyber engaged by now, when are you going to post me your dog?

RE: have you ever slept with a gazmask on your face`?

Hey, i see your sensative

Fancy a job in the UN as a Peace Negotiator?

RE: An open letter to president obama

Can i point out with repect there are not many honest politicians who have integrity who don't owe something, or someone.

If the new guy is any different i would be amazed

RE: Double Dating

As LL said, you maybe lucky to have escaped meeting this man.

He might have been more like a slug than a prince in real life.

Maybe even a slugs "skidmark".

RE: have you ever slept with a gazmask on your face`?

Erm google "sleep Apnia" and you'll find lots of people that sleep with masks on.

Failing that, i'll give you and address where you can buy a respirator (gas mask) and you can try for yourself.

RE: Where did everyone go

Some on here are drunk, on drugs, mental, bitter and nasty

And that's when their in a good mood, i've seen them do "all of the above" and be boring as well

RE: Where did everyone go

Riyasausage hasn't found a nice guy in the states yet who owns a cake shop.

I missed her on-line only a few days ago.

Sorry to read your Greek man didn't work out, it's a case of better luck next time.

I changed my expectations to anyone with pets, far easier and less grief

RE: Where did everyone go

Hiya dear, yes i'm chuffed for her too, and i know she was working hard and getting on with her Advocacy.

It's nice when you know people have found some happiness

RE: Is Bethlehem Israeli or Palistinian land?

Well, clearly before the land was given to Israel by the British in the 1940's Jews, Arabs, Christians lived there.

And your surprised the Israeli's are building again?

That's the biggest on running farce in the middle east, and nobody does a bloody thing about it.

RE: ideas

Can you imagine meeting anyone who would bang on and on about the same thing for hours and hours and hours

Imagine a female (DUDE) and then she might bang on about Obama 24/7 and think the sun shines out of his butt.

I would end up strangling someone so mad

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Meet you at stansted or luton airport, ill be the man with the wheelbarrow...but whatever you do don't throw in a flight case or the scream will empty the airport

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Night morgan, remember press your chest against the screen

Get the chilled toilet roll ready

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Maybe surf on the tidal wave as it goes down the stairs

I'm damned......i'm destined to be burnt at the stake for these posts

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

If ya on top you might be blasted and stuck onto the ceiling

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

You know those inflatable giant balls with horns that have faces painted on, that smal kids bounce around the street on?

Their bright orange...."Spacehoppers"

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Hell i'm able to move around now, so i'll pack some sudocream get a bag and head to spain for a weekend of debauchery (and make sure your hand are cold, and a loo roll is in the fridge)

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Who told you i went to the job centre like that today? What with a bush attacking me and walking into the place and taking the piss out of two lads with tea cosy's on their head (they were white and pasty skateboarders)and i ripped the piss out of them and the Black guy in the office had to walk out as he was laughing so much.

So then i started on the lady i had to start on with, she dreads me arriving, as she knows i will rip the piss.

She asked "what happened to your arm?" I told her,"I just arrived in Hertford, and a bush attacked me".

She wasn't surprised

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Ok' i'm trying to stick a coat hanger through the laptop to try to pull your top open....but if the others notice i'll blame it on some clueless new guy.

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Right, does anyone have a shot of a nice butt?

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Well can you imagine anyone able to direct a thread straight to hell faster than me?

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Friggin Chinese built the Great Wall faster than your fence! Where's the Irish builders when you want them?

Bejesus

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Hang on, if i squash my face against the screen i think i can look down your top

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Is that fence ready yes, by the time its built my balls will be the size of spacehoppers, get a move on before they explode

RE: Who is dating who here in CS?

I would to place on record that at no point have i ever dated or would be willing to date Gilly.........no friggin way

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Get ya dog as well, that way i get a really good idea

RE: Are you secretly interested in someone on this site?

Funnily enough i was talking to someone on the site who i know and the subject of who found attractive came up.

She added, yeah but you like orienal/Asian women and i bet you wouldn't even date a European woman, so to prove a point i went to my who's viewed me list and went through it saying.

Yep, look at her, she's stunning.

Yep look at her, gorgeous.

Yep, I'd have to be clinically insane not to date that one!

And by magic i pointed out a lady, who looked nice and happy, has skiing pics on her profile, pics in a zoo and likes photography!
Now how strange is that, it's a pitty i look like shrek.

Oh, and she wan't oriental, or asian!!!

I forgot to email her and ask if she has an alsatian dog theough, or a huge fluffy German Shepherd.

RE: Ok ,who not Perving who at CS ????????

Fluffy is good enough, get a camera...i demand pictures

RE: Are you secretly interested in someone on this site?

Definitely, anyone with an Alsation, Weinemara or something fluffy.

There's a guy in Peru with Lamas as well, so given the chance i would grab them as well.

Today i caught an unsuspecting lady at a cashpoint machine and talked to her for about 15 minutes while patting her labrador!!!

So i was out of the house 1 hour, cut my arm in a bush, signed on but found a dog to harras.

Oh, it's occurred to me, did you mean women, not pets?

RE: Do you like food?

I think you'd really enjoy this book! By the way it even comes with a DVD showing techniques to prepare some of the meals.



Needless to say it's available from any good book store or bookseller or library for that matter.