Some of it might make you spit your drink out, but the core plastic bag advice was sane!
I was thinking about a rodent on a stick gag and giving it to someone with eyesight problems and suggesting you tell them it was a new type of candy floss.
Hell it might be worth a try with the next one, look for the dumb kid in the neighbourhood next time
I was going to suggest throwing it a neighbours patio windows covered in BBQ sauce like a paper boi does when delivering the newspapers.
Then quietly get the video camera ready and watch them come out and probably eat it on the porch.
Remember the video has resale value.REDNECK eats raw sqirrel on Jay Leno at 10pm......I can see that working, i've seen enough American TV to see them actually requesting it!
Wait for a redneck, pour some BBQ sauce on it and them throw it into the air like you do with a dogs toy followed by "fetch boy".
Do the same thing with the hillbilly and i bet when the smell of BBQ sauce and dead animal hits his nostils he will catch the rodent in his mouth just like a bloodhound!
"Fetch boi......yep daddas got a meal for cha......roadkill suppa for one ya cross eyes black toothed halfwit"
Honesty Integrity Morality, (especially without religious conviction) Sensitivity, towards others and or other peoples viewpoints A sense of humour Reliability
So, if you can say you will turn up on time, be there on time, laugh about it when something went wrong talk to someone while i am say five minutes late without offending anyone and have a drink ready for me on a bar without being angry or wondering if i do this on a regular basis to avoid buying the first round then you pass stage one of me liking you.
You get extra points though if you have an Alsation, especially if it's fluffy.
#10 Cat food. I have the answer. Cat food has a higher legislation protecting the content than human food! Pet food has to be fit for animal consumption and have the right nutritional standards or they cant sell it!
But here's the bad part, they have to employ tasters to check the sauces etc.
Now to check to see if the flavour was authentic someone would have to chew a mouse to watch the flavour!
Would you do that for £6.50 an hour?
Chicken is far easier, everything tastes like chicken, and that's why they call something meat flavour without saying what meat, otherwise some poor sod will have to end up chewing cat food all day.
Hugz...i need you to look at the "I did a test" thread for me to see if my english isn't clear!
someone just doesn't get what i am trying to say, and i'm wondering am i talking to a brick wall or i have clearly not explained that someone cant know what someone else is thinking!
Oh but i'm judging her and sad apparently?
I think it's definitely a full moon but i need a second opinion!
I think my profile says 18 to 99? It's been some time since i looked at it, apart when i added the bottom couple of paragraphs warning people who were scammers or people after gossip just to not bother!
All depends on the type of relationship you want? Myself i have enough on my plate and have no expectation from anyone i come into contact through this site.
Most of the time i end up as their free counsellor, which i don't mind to be honest, far better that and they get real genuine advice than listen to some half baked crank somewhere!
Must be a full moon there, near the pig sty and home made still.
Oh well, as long as it made him happy! I can see all you women wanting to date him, so he better free up his calender for all the dates he's going to get on that thread.
RobbieM Forum Posts (4,553)
RE: Would you?? ......You know the drill
One day you will find your mr right! Tell him he's a lucky b****d from the rest of us