RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Clearly your ignoring the clique that everyone can see.

Ban yourself immediatelyrolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

That's it, you clearly looked down on someone else and that's not acceptable.Instant banrolling on the floor laughing

If your confused by being completely misunderstood or just confuzzeled by it all....thats at least a week ban.

Handcuffs.wow

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

No smiling in photo's or being happy.

Remember that isn't allowed either.

Come on you won't be in the acceptable clique unless you have something to woe aboutrolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Jan, as you well know the correct term is "loons"

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

No debating, or using sentences.Oh no i'll slap your butt!

Let's all degenerate into illiterate vegetables.


idea idea idea idea idea

I got an idea, i'll post a new thread....."word association"doh



grin

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

I'm going to write to the mods and ask for a ginger cat emoticon.

That and a cabbage emotion i can use on my posts to throw at people.

That's traditional you know, they used to throw crap at poor entertainers in the Theatres, so i belive i should be able to do so here.

After all it's my human rights being infringed if i cantgrin

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

Yeah maybe i should cry and moan about a silly little problem and it be life wrecking as opposed to having you child kidnapped.

Oh yeah, pity me, pity me.

Perhaps if i appear all down trodden and walked all over i will become super attractive and highly popular?

I'm sure some actually use this as a real template.

wow is me, woe is meviolin violin violin group hug

Hang on, if your seen talking to me we could be a clique preparing to set up a bullying ring.

Carefulreunion dance tmi blah stuck giggle

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

I will report myself for the following;

I can type sentences, even paragraph's clearly expressing what i mean in clear English so it cannot be misunderstood.

I can and do have a working brain, completely free from any psychotropic drugs.

I do have a sense of humour.

Hell, on here i should be hanged for thatlaugh


violin violin violin transport transport transport stuck cats meow hole

RE: If You are a Obama supporter you should?

What the hell is Dude......

Duluded, in love, fixated, obsessed?

It's manlove...he's smitten.laugh

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

I know everything apparently.

Best i report myself for that for surelaugh

When i say something it's right apparently, but when other's say it it's drivel.

With some this is true certainlyrolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is a Self Reporting Thread

I am not a religious maniac.
I do not drink my own.
I hate nagging nit picking women, especially ones with hairy chests.

If that is a problem, or me using three red words.

Go report me.

RE: If You are a Obama supporter you should?

Beware of the Dude from Denmark.

He has first dibs if their is any manlove available with the president.

He's been quiet lately so i wonder if he did actually post himself in a crate with just a tutu on addressed to the whitehouse.

I hope the secret service didn't shoot him fearing he was an explosive jack in the box when the lid was removed.

That would be bad news, if not funny footage for Youtube.laugh

RE: War on poverty---Is there an exit strategy?

It's clearly not worked has it? Look at The IMF, the loans they give out to developing countries are just a way of crippling the countries with the debt repayment where they can encourage markets (domestic) to be opened up to foriegn companies and then asett stripped on demand.

Try middle America, Places like say Micheal Moore's own home town, about 50 per cent unemployment.

Surely scaling back defence spending and improving the infrastructure of the country would be money far more wisely spent?

Imagine all the unemployed people rebuilding their communities and earning a legal living and the capital recirulated through the economy?

It would make real sense.

And a cruise missile is what, hell an attachment nose cone for a guided bomb is $68,000 and they order them by the bucketful.

what's a new Sqadron of B2's or the price of a new Aircraft carrier.

What about the price of a few less F22's unless you think "Indepedance Day" is just around the corner there are of no use!

RE: WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEWORK

You can put starch on clothes to make them stiff, like collor's.

I wondered if you starched pants, as it must be like wearing cardboard underwear.

Picture "Spongebob Squarepants".

RE: WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEWORK

Please don't tell me you starch pants?

RE: WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEWORK

I don't iron socks, Mercedes does!

I have enough to do without ironing sockslaugh

RE: Tardis travel ...where would you go?

Zeta Reticuli...just to see if those reputed Grey Aliens actually really live there.transport transport transport

RE: War on poverty---Is there an exit strategy?

The dramatic cutback in the size of the military would help enormously.

Then pour that money into local deprived communities for self sustaining small business, backed up with start up grants and tax breaks for private investment to diversify farming away from people like Monsanto.

Where would you like to start?

RE: WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEWORK

I don't iron sheets, only things i have to wear!

Socks though....that's just wronglaugh

RE: WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEWORK

My toilet needs cleaning tomorrow, anyone interested ?laugh

Hell, you can cut the grass too, and do some weeding, and possible hoovering, cleaning the bathroom, the kitchen, the stairs and any weeding on the block paving out front of my house too.

The gutters could use checking as well, and finally if thats not enough you can clean my car.

I'll make the tea...hows that?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Justice...

Yep, i'd shoot quite a few, and i'm a bloody excellent shot!

RE: Justice...

Here's justice.

Paedofile....me, .357 magnum......corpse to bury.

Poachers of endangered species.......me, barrett .50 cal and them on the other end of a rifle range.........bucket required.

Fraudsters....me, jump leads, 24 volt battery bucket of water.They will say where the unamed bank account is.

RE: what is the charity of your choice...

If i don't list this one my cat's will kill me.

RE: what is the charity of your choice...

Here's a couple of deserving causes.



RE: Any single moms?

No Conrad, if they have An APC or tank i'd suggest the following:



That will clean a stalkers wind shield just finelaugh

RE: Why do men give Diamond rings to Women? Or Sign of being Cheap?

How about you give them a Cadbury's creme egg and be done with it?

RE: Any single moms?

Your being honest and your kids will really be proud of you!

To do that takes the utmost courage and you have my respect for doing it.cheers

RE: Any single moms?

No that's what a Remmington or Mossburg shotgun is forlaugh

If n doubt use this.



Great for Burglars,Great for Stalkers, and great for destroying their getaway vehicle as well.

RE: Why the next President of the USA should be a woman?

Oh yeah, what they really need is maniac like margaret thatcher in charge trying to prove she stand up to men.

They need that like a ferret dropped down their trousers.
and neither do we in the UK either.

RE: Just for Cooks...no one else!!

Was that the Rosanne Barr and John Goodman cookery show?

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