Here's another golden nugget of wisdom that i did and received a medal for being brave enough to do it.
Never date one girl then go out with her younger sister.....it brings out she devil in the female of the species.
You could always do worse than that and make the first one insane with jelousy and then hope you dont get killed by either the whole family or some psychotic boyfriend she picks up to also help stalk you!!
Eat a Mediterranean diet, and drink plenty of water and do regular exersise and you'll have weight fall off gently and it will stay off.
Mind you if you want an express way to loose weight walk into a respiratory wing of a hospital and sit near people with pneumonia, i absolutely guarantee you'll loose weight!
Just watch the races!! You don't have to bet to watch the horses!!
If you want a guaranteed way to loose money go down to the nearest casino and homeless shelter and watch the start of the process and then the end of it.
Then go to the track and remember the guy with piss soaked trousers who started off at the track and ended up sniffing rubbish out of a dumpster.
Best psychics i ever heard about were Ingo Swann, Pat Price and others in the Remote viewers DIA programme.
These arent flakes and charlatans like some of the characters out there, there the real mccoy and the results were pretty impressive.
Ingo Swann could read name badges off peoples Id in secure facilites where he wasnt present, in front of witnesses.Then he trained others to do the same and more.
Have a nose at remove viewing and astral projection and dont put these people in the same bracket at latoya Jackson !!
I'll experiment tomorrow but i'm pretty sure the mixture will be perfect the 1st time! and i have fresh tomatoes i need to puree to ill knock up a batch and see tomorrow!!
Now your here as well sausage i need something creative to do with Dahl......you mission as you know i have every indian spice in the cubboard is to come up with a recipe to use that up as well
There's a good idea!! i've never tried that so i will definately give that one a go as its a candidate to use the stuff up in a new way, which i'm also keen on trying!
Thanks for that! I've done that type of thing before and added lemon to spice up the couscous and if all else fails pretty much what you typed is my default recipe for using it all up!
I wonder if theres any way of using it and making something really tasty?
I'm a pretty good cook but i'm on a mission to completely clear the cubboards before the end of the month!
I see hes started another thread flogging the same poor dead horse for the 57th time...jesus its almost like a broken nightmare cd repeating itself even when the power is disconnected.
Please someone get to Denmark and cut his telephone lines or he will be posting Obama love till Obama is in an old peoples home
Being pissed out of your mind might even make sense when you read some of the threads.Actually it could be a positive advantage to try to work out what the hell some people have in their mind half the time.
Indy as long as they don't know where you live and piss through your letterbox its all good!! Mind you if you can get Dudes you can always redirect all the post and hate mail to him!!
I think he'll like reading all the letters and imagine how many times he will able to say Bushney's.He will be in his element!
As you can imagine i am feeling better so i am taking out my newfound enthusiasm on harrasing the living piss out of my nephew.....after all i have to encourage him to leave without building gallows in the back garden!!
Mind you if he's here still in a month i'll just shoot him and bury him in the back garden
I hate it when you run outside in the dark without shoes or socks on and you hear a squelch or crunch and you come back in the kitchen switch on the light and find you have a dead snail on the bottom of your foot or if your really unlucky you have your foot inside a head hedgehog so deep it looks like one of those tacky comedy slippers.
If you want some more hates i dare say if i think about my nephews toilet habbits i will be able to come up with something creative.
I know this is fairly obvious but try to get to Edinburgh when the Festival is on there.You'll see loads of cutting edge comedy acts being road tested before they take their show on the road!!
Big tip though, prebook your accommodation months in advance!!
Funny isn't it when there's a thread asking for advice, somehow even on a sensible thread like this somehow someone can manage to pick a fight and then get abusive.
If this isn't reason enough to question why on earth you are here and whats your motivation for being here i don't know what will.
I think its pretty sad and pathetic and a pretty accurate reflection why some people cant get some self respect and dignity and not display this type of behavior.
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RE: HP.....lol
As horses were mentioned earlier i thought i better stick to that topic."Horse Piss".......