RE: I have never quite understood this

Shall i add i'd make them walk all the way from Rome to apologise to every family of their religion before i had them all shot?laugh

After all they did used to charge people for their torture before they gave them the red hot poker, burned them alive and ripped out their tongues.

I have the catholic churches own book of its records, that you'll find hidden away in every dioses.

Just 10 first 10 pages of the preface will make you furious!

RE: so u think ur a comic

I'm slacking, my standards are slipping, mind you its past 2am, a cat is next t my head and im drinking wine myself!

It's not bad, better than warm moose piss anyway.

Can you actually get canadian wine, or does it come already frozen n grape form in a block of ice?

RE: did you ever see a ufo in the sky i want to talk about it

Havent you seen the footage of the lights above the whitehouse in the 1950's they seemed to turn up right over the whitehouse!

And as for scientific evidence, theres plenty....apparentlysoething did land in the russian city of Vorenetz in 1989, opposite the KGB hQ, during daylight, witnessed by hundreds and hundreds of people!

Also the cream of russian science happened to be present, as its close to where the russian academy of science is!! The scientists said this thing left radiation marks, and compression weight marks of if i remember rightly about 70 tons.

Thats a heavy hallucination, and a really heavy ball of swamp gas.

RE: did you ever see a ufo in the sky i want to talk about it

So you wouldn't believe anything by any of your own military, intelligence agencies or governement?

What about foriegn Governments, like the French,Chilean,Brazillian,Australian,NZ, British,Russian, Chinese.......???

What about reputed scientists? With physical evidence?

What about a man for instance who worked about as high up as you can get for the Canadian government who tested samples seen to be shot off disc shaped aircraft in the 1950's?

Try reading a book by Tim Good called Above top secret.

Personally i will trust people like Gordon Cooper, And pilots who have evaded these things and been tracked on multiple radar stations !!

There not all sun dogs you know

RE: so u think ur a comic

Not really, my son is moving to Canada, i can fit it in in my trip with getting hugs blind drunk and xbentum blind drunk as well, in fact friendly!

RE: so u think ur a comic

But did you laugh choke or giggle?

I have to at least to get wine up your nose tonight!

RE: so u think ur a comic

No, but i can make you cry with a good kick in the nuts.

Is that any good for you?laugh

RE: Questions about Cancer

The brain basically reroutes messages through different synaps.

That's the really short version.

RE: did you ever see a ufo in the sky i want to talk about it

You might well have seen the Reputed TR3 surveilance aircraft.

Sound like one hell of a piece of kit.

And it must be spending your tax dollars quicker than you can earn them.Now there's a programme they will never cut!

RE: Southern Boys... Not to stereotype... but is it true?

Could be,but i was probably in shock that burt reynolds didnt have hair in the film.

Now that is one funny bloke i'd love to hang out with!

Online Drinking....and trouble!

They are useful, ive done cookery and sold art using a webcam!

That and seen some peoples bare assesrolling on the floor laughing

Online Drinking....and trouble!

I used to, well still do have a friend who i used to sit and talk to on webcam and she would sway and drink on her webcam till she was so drunk she would sing in tune.

We used to pick whatever was around which was in her case vodka that you could use to take the paint off cars with it you wanted and i'd drink whatever happened to be laying around the place, which was normally cider.

One time i found a completely undrinkable bottle of wine and it was honestly undrinkable, and she held me to the contest and i had to gulp down this antifreeze.

The look on my face was erm priceless, i must have winced and allsorts as every time i drank she would burst out laughing.

Webcams.....they can be used for something other than a man showing his trousers around his ankles.

Have you got yourself into trouble, or managed to make yourself look a complete muppet in a similar way?

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Well i've started on the wine...so who knows!

I already started on about the midgets on the wizard of oz thread......somehow it seemed appropriate

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

Oh when i am drinking i can be far worse in real life, i wasn't joking about when i made the south african lady nearly piss herself.

I made her cry laughing within 5 minutes.

RE: Randomly Post The First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread

One day one of you people will spit your coffee all over your monitor.It's just a matter of time!

RE: Questions about Cancer

I think he may have written a book about it all as well, but i cant remember his name, all i remember his as was a marine (i think) who was blonde.

Ironically he was responsible for the rethinking on weapon design on dropped weapons on the battlefield, and on the way you treat enemy combatants who you would normally walk by assuming their dead.

Well in his case he walked by a man who was playing dead and blew the back of his head off.I remember he was airlifted to the medical ship and they basically used the triage system and basically thought he would die, but when they realised he was still "viable" they pulled out all the stops and put a metal plate to replace the part of the skull he lost, and stretched the scalp over the wound.

Absolute true story, but i cant remember the gents name.

RE: Southern Boys... Not to stereotype... but is it true?

Mountain folk who lived in the middle of a swamp and spoke Cajan?

That sounds southern to me, and i remember they had checked shirts.laugh

RE: Do you believe in spirits?

You know, nothing would surprise me.

I live in the twilight zone, really you just wouldn't believe me if i told you all what my life has entailed to this pointwow

RE: Do you believe in spirits?

I will let you into a secret that me and the ex gf both think is true.

We suspect our son may well be my mum reincarnated, especially by the timing, and his behaviour.

I won't go further than that though.The rest if for the three of us in private.

RE: Do you believe in spirits?

My mum walked accross the landing one morning at about 6am, and me and the GF at the time saw her do it.

That might not sound too unusual till i explain my mum died several days before and her body was in the hospital 8 miles away from the house.

Ironically the ex gf mentioned it to me a few days ago that she still thinks of my mum as the mother she never had, and wishes she was alive to be the best grandmother she could have hoped for.

RE: If you were in the last hour of your life....what would you like to know.....?

I faced this for real earlier this year.

I was absolutely sure i was about to have a massive heart attack from the strain on my system to combat the pneumonia i had, before i could receive medical treatment and leave the house.

I emailed a couple of people, told the gf sorry it looks i won't be able to make it etc and broke the news while covered in my own blood and vomit and could hardly see.

My cousin arrived after a couple of days, and then i was able to get treatment.

When i was sat in hospital, where the man opposite me was basically waiting to die and the men to my left would have fits and stop breathing i would still get out of bed to get the nurse for the other people.

It wasn't until i was told before my catscan i was told to put the hand above my head i realised it was difficult and then the penny dropped how weak i was!

I sat in bed thinking, whats going to happen to my cats, will my messages get through to the people who need them and most importantly i was sitting there wondering if my son would ever see me alive.

When your sat there, with the cold hard truth right in front of you that you may probably die it does tend to put things in perspective.

Other than your health and your loved ones nothing is that important.

I have reabilitated myself back to a state where anyone had me me before would have no idea i was even ill, and the doctors were pretty amazed i healed so fast.

What can i say, i have a good immune system!

RE: Any 4 Wheel Drive Inthusiast out there?

You really want to go for a drive with someone who owns a Mitsubishi Evolution...the beast version thats say 360bhp.....and push it around corners so fast you will get arrested as your above the freeway speed limits.

Needless to say i am suggesting you do this with a Rally Driver!

RE: Good luck...bad luck...what you think !??

I'd probably be run over by the ambulance crew sent to help the survivors.

You get the rough idea now....just call me Jonahdoh

RE: Good luck...bad luck...what you think !??

I'll get back to you on the pain bit, normally imanage to hurt myself, as its a weekend and i am mischevious.

But i cant get into trouble while sat on a sofa after a home made curry can i?

We shall see............

RE: Which emoticon are you right now?

I just finished a home made curry an half hour ago.

Thank god there isn't an emotion for what i feellaugh

The curry was nice but trousers round the ankles in the cold isn't a good look on a websitelaugh

You askedrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Good luck...bad luck...what you think !??

I just hope i dont have a poodle fall on me from about 30 floors, there is now way i want to be remembered in the Darwin Awards as "poodle man".

RE: Good luck...bad luck...what you think !??

I believe you make your own luck.I also believe in "Fait" and i have a horrible feeling i am being saved up for some horrible purpose.

I will probably get killed by a chemical toilet falling from a plane and end up being known as "blue bog boy" or the "london Toilet man".

Great, just my friggin lucklaugh doh

RE: Do girls like muscles on men?

I'm the official Kung Foo King Edward potato.

You just try to put butter on me and grate cheese on me and see what happensgrin

RE: Do girls like muscles on men?

I have mine back, and i didn't loose my IQ either.

I am officially brighter and stronger than a King Edward potato.

Mind you that is the benchmark for a personality on here, so i'm at least above average in some departments on hererolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is the last thing you want to hear in your own funeral???

What's good about dying before you time and a sock sing at the funeral?

A green sock for gods sake!!!!

If it will make you happy i will give yo my email address, and put me in your will, and i will come to your funeral dressed as kermit and sing for you.

And that would make you happy? I think i'd end up being pelted at the funeral by people who thought it was in bad taste?

Mind you "Big Bird" now that would be better. Or how about Barney the Dinosaur, and i could run around on fire to scare the children and amuse the parents at the same time?

Anyone interested in this type of thing can email me, and we shall negotiate rates...i am available worldwide, especially if your in King Fahads palace and the money is right.

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