RE: i refuse to come back to the forums even though many people ask me to because i'm a man of integrity

Yeah if i'd have read the thread 3 days ago id have thrown up its such a disingenious thing to say about everyone.

I cant believe more people arent offended!

Then again is there anything good on tv? that might excuse a lot as people easily forget, i'm like an elephant i remember when ive been insulted especially when their so upstanding in their behaviour to other site members.

What are the odds if i did it and called everyone names how long my account would be here, its a joke.

RE: i refuse to come back to the forums even though many people ask me to because i'm a man of integrity

Can i have an ice cream please, im starving and my mouths dry.If theres a prize of some icecreams ill go all intellectual about anything, well until 10 when my meds are due and i should then turn into a zombiegrin

Some will say we couldnt tell the difference, but i can, the sentences are generally finished and theres no drool on the screen at my end.grin

RE: i refuse to come back to the forums even though many people ask me to because i'm a man of integrity

Well for someone that says hes not coming back and posted all over the place thats a funny way of not coming back.

Isn't a lack of integrity, he's just plain lying!

Honesty i bet is right at the top of your list through cristina? I bet if met a guy saying i wont do this, and did it again and again and again you'd just say to yourslf why am i wasting my time....if he cant be consistent and honest about say not peeing out the window at night when you see him do it what hell else will he do?

A man is nothing if his word isn't worth anything....then again i have self respect and would rather go back to hospital than seek the attention he did in the way he did.

I feel sorry for him if he has to do it, as well as insulted.

RE: So, who wants to move to Europe?

Nothing wrong with feng Shui, need a Chinese lady really then and build a place from scratch.

I cant remember the rules but i think theres a place your not allowed water, so best read up before you find a woman who will tear your pad down.laugh

RE: what can you cook?

Thanks Ricco, i'll send you details of a website i prowl into for recipes by masterchefs and that type of thing.

One of my friends is a Marco Pierre White trained chef so all else fails i can ring him too!!

Keep an eye out for RoseofSharon, she still owes me her Italian Risotto which she says is to die for! I dont mind typing them up and circulating them.

Mind you the though of food is making me droolcrying

RE: what can you cook?

I can cook indian food from scratch,thai and i'm learning the wagamama cookbooks and of course english full roasts etc etc with all the trimmings.

Unfortunately at the moment i'm off my feet an cant cook anything, and even if i did my nephew has used up all the plates, wont do the washing up in fact he was too lazy to go get my painkillers this morning and the only food i can eat really is yoghurt! Guess what, run out and so hes gone back to his room to play on the internet!

If i didn't have pneumonia i would dropkick him out my front door.So just after being discharged from hospital im in disgusting living conditions supporting a healthy 19 year old who cant even be arsed to collect a prescription from the docs less than 100 yards away.In fact its about as close as you can hit a tennis ball with a racket!

The sooner i am better the sooner i will get back to cooking! Meantime i have to work out is it easier to crawl to the car late tonight when the 24 hour tescos should be open or ask a neibour and make myself look foolish and basically beg for help when the lazy sod in the next room cant even be bothered.

Ricco, can you email me your recipe and il try it when i can, i'd like to compare it to my own.

Thanks

Rob

RE: Nice to meet you

Welcome to the nuthouse! Now watch out for the ones who drool, break wind and try eating kebabs through their ears while muzzed up.

Some on here are certified drooling maniacs, but its fun watching them!! You'll soon spot themlaugh

RE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS PLANET ? ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLANET ? WHATS YOUR PURPOS

Thanks dear, i am back but very fragile so i might not be really on he ball till after the weekend.Either way i wont be posting on another of these kinds of threads if you know what i mean!gift

There's some cyber Jimmy choo's or Manlo Blancos in the box unless some scumbag swapped them for some old hush puppies and a half eaten kebab.

RE: Wishes and good luck for my Friend ...

I tell you what, if you turn up with some Thai Chilli crisps and some painkillers and at least 8 pints of milk then ill let you attack my nephew with a baseball bat all day and all night.

I get through 4 pints of milk a day to line my stomach and basically my food intake is practically zero at the minute! I have the yogart as it will line my stomach enough for the meds to work, and it looks like my nephews unhealthy living practices have bitten me in the bum.

My useless nephew is now awake on the net, not having washed up and there is no food i can prepare myself so it looks like milk and painkillers only today and tomorrow pain or not i will have to go shopping for myselflaugh

Actually if you come to kick him out ill teach you some okinowa karate, well i will when i can move a bit!

RE: Divine Order

I wouldn't put myself in a position where i believed what others perceived me to be, or maybe even wanted me to be had any bearing on my life.It's nice when people say nice things though.

I am a rare creature, i do not want material possessions as there not important, i do not rely or put my faith and any godhead figure and would like people to be as honest and only promise what they will deliver and actually want to do.I'm not interested in cultivating hundreds of friends, i'm not interested in a popularity contest or who has the most fashionable shoes this week.

What defies all logic to me is why people lead shallow lives based around just consumerism, propped up by say an interest in sport or maybe a dose of religion.

What happens when you realise none of that is important, and you have no religion to say act as your rock to cling to?

At what point do you either cave in and accept the status quo, or become a wanderer on the highway of life looking like a lost soul.Personally i think there's an odd system out there, some may call it "fate" or you can call a singular event "synchronicity".

I dont have a victim mentality, but i definitely sense a meddling in my life, and i dont put it down to god vs the other guy but someone's definitely pulling me all over the place, i cant put any other explanation as to the course of events that brings me to the point at which i am right at this moment.

If your a clairvoyant or believe you have some form of insight then please feel free email with your perceptions without me providing information on, to help confuse or lead you if you know what i mean.

Who knows, maybe some insight my be forthcoming and feel free to use me as an experiment as a blind target to read, and i say that with respect and an open mind.

RE: It's doing my head in...

Absolutely right, and if the people don't take no for an answer thats what CS spray is forrolling on the floor laughing

Why people want to inflict crap in other peoples directions is anyones guess but treating other people as i would like to b treated has always been my standpoint and take on life.I'm more Bushido than British Home Stores, thats for sure.

RE: Intention

Sometimes you don't always get what you hope for in return for your input or efforts in life.This place is no different as you will come to discover!

Enjoy the journey, after all that's all life is.

Best of luck on your search for happiness, and i dont suppose you want a rusty bike and a load of crap from my shed do you?

RE: Wishes and good luck for my Friend ...

You know the saying "more life in a tramps vest" well that could be said of me at the moment, so i wont be doing any marathons shortly, not even the chocolate kindlaugh

I'll chip in here and there but i feel bloody awful but i am not dead, thus i admitted to being alive, though a few days ago i thought i had had it to be honest.

Now its a contest of my health and stamina in balance between will the forums drive me nuts over the next month or solaugh

RE: Wishes and good luck for my Friend ...

I will be taking it very easy for some time but i should be feeling better after the weekend, when my condition should be raised above the line of "I feel like death warmed up but it doesnt mean i want the school bus to drive over me all day".

Basically i'm exhausted and will pop in a little when i can but i will, or should be feeling better as i'm on about enough Anti-biotic's to fix a small nation.

Thank you everyone for the mail and cards flowers and offers of help etc, it meant a lot to me and i want to thank everybody who wasted any of their time thinking of me when you could have been doing something useful! (If you know what i mean).

It's touching and appreciated and god help Riya when i get my hands on her for posting this, you just wait to see the size of cake i am going to make you eatblushing

I will try to join in a bit but my attention wavers and as i said i am exhausted but again i would like to thank everyone for their kind wishes.

Thanks everyone.

Signed Mr Roadkill

RE: Intention

Well i came on here to sell and old rusty bike, some crap from my loft and a bag of solid cement until i realised i was on the wrong site.

Some of the characters on here are nice which is why i stay but some i wouldn't urinate in if they were on fire.I maybe still ill but i still have standardslaugh

RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

I didn't miss your point.Mostly were are creatures of environment, lifestyle choice and consequences follow as a result from our actions.

Add in accidents and trauma and then there is just bad luck left. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

Accidents even ones from the apparent twilight zone befall even the most of healthy people.In my case i woke up having wrecked a pressure point in my sleep! No Injury, no cause of it, no blow or stain, just a freak event!

And 6 weeks on you wouldn't believe the consequences! Whether its permenant or anything else i will find out in the morning but people are not ill because of their lifestyle or maybe victims of their environment, or genes.It's all generalisations, thats all we can do but we do not always invite ill events on ourselves by action or inaction alone.

Somesimes were victims of circumstance.

RE: If you stopped smoking, I'd date and possibly even marry you...:wink:

Surely you like people for what you saw in them in the first place? But if you could have the new improved version of the person you created would they want a new improved version of you, or maybe someone else.

One of lifes great mysteries.

I would however like different skin, feet, reflexes and hair a different disposition.

In return i would be happy to loose some IQ, the ability to laugh and someother traits i will not advertise.

I wouldnt expect anyone to change for me, bit i would like to change for myself, and will be doing so shortly.

Not that the change will be evident here but anyone really knows will notice something is different.Tomorrow is another day we shall see at 2am this morning for a start.cheers

RE: Life in tatters

I forgot the laughter smiley.....it was a joke, mind you if i had to spell it out the irony at the end, it was a waste of timerolling on the floor laughing

Doesn't mattergrin

RE: Obama for president......Nonagesimal

You should see out theme parks, thats the high tech one your describinglaugh

RE: How far would you go to protect yourself?

I think theres a weapon like that in whats called "the Black Museum" within the Scotland yard complex i think? Its the polices own museum for all weird weapons and onbects that were involved in Murders of various kinds.

I havent been there but i think i remember hearing about a shotgun or cane walking stick! Theres bound to be bladed versions there along with the stabbin stick that was used by a Bulgarian Secret Service abent that killed a man on a london Bridge with a nerve toxin of some kind.

I cant remember any more details as im pretty exhausted nowuh oh

RE: My life is slipping away,

Or simply dont say anything or comment and just comment about hairdo's or who has the nicest sense of humour or some other harmless topic.

When ever someone can stumble on a subject in here someone else will always pick a scab even when its not valid!

Thats why the place is bland, sterile of debates people dont speak up....oh and it also fosters beliefs in cliques!

I've lost count of how many times someones said thanks for saying that and i ask them why didnt you join in or voice your own opinion.

The answer is always the same, they dont want the grief.

So next time you dont agree with someone say what you think explain it, and when someone doesnt know something then they learn.

You vcan lean something every day on the "obama Thread by Dude, Tom will post historical facts with references and reading suggestions most days.

So please people stop the glib swipes, think about what you say and the place will be far better.

Oh and we need a load more joke threads and photos like Oslo's, but someone even reported them!!

That how sad some people are.

RE: My life is slipping away,

In short dont say anything stupid and be nice!100 per cent agree

RE: My life is slipping away,

Leo is a good bloke , that's why i was offended by the comment the lady made and thought it was insensitive, uncalled for and unkind.

Not what the gent said which agreed with the common usage in both terms, which was not offensive or directed at leo.

That said carry on and best wishes Leo, be strong lad!

RE: My life is slipping away,

You never heard someone say that meaning that comment come from leftfield and was uncalled for?or you really felt the need to say that didnt you(in a disparaging manner).There pretty much in common usage where i've been from london to scotland, but i never did a trainspotting census and asked as well, theres far ruder versions i heard in all the places you could mention!

Thats odd, very odd.

And you never ever heard someone mention getting a monkey of their shoulder or back in any other context than referring to getting rid of an alcohol problem as was in this instance?

The "monkey" is the meta fore for the problem, not the alcohol specific problem.Therefore the monkey is interchangable for any problem or addiction and should be in pretty much use everywhere.

Does that make more sense?

RE: My life is slipping away,

Strangely no, but somehow i managed to completely screw a nerve cluster while asleep in bed!

Either that or a ninja came in the room and punched me with two fingers under the left part of the ribcage!

To say its a mystery is an unlucky painfull understatement!

RE: My life is slipping away,

Read what i posted again! I didn't accuse you of insulting anybody!!

And its a forum obviously, a public one, people just join inconfused

RE: What are your top 5?

Your a peice of work! Judgemental rude and no empathy with leos thread you sommented on and you want to adopt kids and work in that field!

You're then rude when offered free advice on one of your other dreams that you would pay 15 percent of your fees for, for pretty much the same advice .

Were you just not brought up with manners or did you have to build upon it to get suck a kind disposition and set of empathetic sensibilities.

That coupled with a sense of humour bypass, well, enough said, welcome to the forums!!!doh

Try reading a book how to make friends and influence people...it might help with those people skills and the perspective counselling and motivational speaking careerbarf

Free tip, dont to the agency people you want to adopt to the baby through as you did leo, they might think your unsuitable to look after anyones children with that caring mentality.barf

RE: What are your top 5?

I said good luck and told you the publishing the going rate?

What more do you want, bloodrolling on the floor laughing

RE: How far would you go to protect yourself?

It's your right to own a gun but you be allowed to own a MAC10 for self defence?

When is the ability to go full auto or even semi auto even needed in a non military environment?

Why is it you can buy for $800 a Remington 700 Tactical Sniper rifle?

Some things dont make sense, allowing kids or adults to fall auto weapons to facilitate wholesale slaughter of kids in schools is pushing your right to own a gun too far!

Irresponsible gun ownership and the weapons that are available to the public is a point you all need to come to terms with over there, unless you want to keep clearing up high school shoot em ups every year.

I never saw the need to hunt a deer with An AR14 with a tri bust trigger either, nor a reason why a normal person feels the need t want to own a LAWS rocket.Why can you legally by semi auto tri burst kits for combine rifles?

Do you need an AK47 for home defence, because a good old assault rifle with a min rate of fire with the basics of skill will rattle off 600 rounds a minute.

Thats a lot for a deer, that a lot for home defence, its also a lot for a crack head.

If you put 600 rounds through a deer, a house or crack head you have one big mess to clean up..........

And i will also respectfully say if you need that many rounds or that firepower then your a lousy shot at well.

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