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RE: Mmmm Victoria.

More like a prescription for neuroleptics Flakey!

RE: Nice day for Golf

Yeah that would be because like most of the Jackanory he writes this is complete and utter fantasy! And do you think he has more than one account at work here on this thread?

RE: Mmmm Victoria.

She's blonde, well built, speaks with a womanly voice (a bit like himself I imagine) and appears to have clear skin! Other than that he is spot on! lol!

I suppose this one wouldn't measure up either?

RE: Mmmm Victoria.

I just watched some of it on the RTE Media Player


The conversation he had with Victoria was like something you would hear in Lillies Bordello.

The posh southside comedien(?) ...... ? latoyah Jackson? What happened her voice? I know she is trying to speak like a stupid white American girl but that voice is just for cartoons I think.

If anyone thought it couldn't get any worse than Brendan O'Connor then they need to think again. I can't wait for "Saturday Live with Dustin".

If you like posh stuck-ups with flat asses then here she is again with some of her botox buddies



RE: legal highs

Heads shops are not closing down in 3 months it's just that mephedrone is being made illegal. Apparently there are many replacent highs waiting to replace it, so there will be no stoppage of supply.

A "point303 snipe refle"??? Where would you get one of those? The Antiques Roadshow"? This is what you need



or maybe something like this



Happy Hunting!

RE: Nice day for Golf

"says i" .. you almost slipped back into Cairmontcair there with all his "lads and lassies says i". Ah surely you could spin them down to Dublin in your 'convertible'? Only thing is, the last time I checked Gumtree for Belfast the prices were in sterling. Bit of a slip up there Rob. A good liar needs a good memory and a delusional fantasist needs to take his medication!

RE: yamaha majesty 125

Well fair play to you! It's great to meet a man who is not afraid to be seen nipping around on a girls moped ;)

I still have an only 2007 VMax that I am trying to sell if you know anyone. It's a bit heavy for the Irish roads. French plates.

RE: Quinn Direct

A good many of the US interests that are currently manipulating our government and banks will be glad to get the boot into Quinn. Quinn Insurance has been a pain in the side of the other insurance companies for a long time and they would dearly wish it out of the way. Ciaran Cuffe's relatives seem to be quite active in the hostile take over of 'Ireland's health plc'. Mary Harney has long since chosen Boston over Berlin in her efforts to impoverish the Irish health service to a point where the American insurance companies vultures can move and pick up the very lucrative pieces.

Sean Quinn borrowed €288 million from Quinn Insurance to cover his losses in Anglo Irish Bank. He also gave 'guarntees' to secret US 'bondholders' on Quinn Insurance debts. €450 million, I think.

That's what got Sean Quinn in trouble with the Financial Regulator. By the way Matthew Elderfield is the former head of The Bermuda Monetary Authority so he is no stranger to dodgy deals in the first person. In fact we don't know who is pulling Elderfield's strings and to what end. I wouldn't be too eager to praise him as a White Masonic Knight come to save Ireland.

That said, Sean Quinn is definitely culpable. He gave €200milion from Quinn Insurance to his family to cover some of what they lost in Anglo. They still owe Anglo €2.8billion and another €1.2billion to other 'bondholders' and banks, making a cool €4billion debt!

RE: javascript....

Do you want me to ask the I Ching?

RE: Angel Cards

I know. I don't know why people don't believe in Faeries and Pixies. Ha ha ha

But seriously what I do find funny is so many people who believe in God don't believe in Faeries and Pixies and so many people who believe in Faeries and Pixies don't believe in God. And that's without going into belief in aliens, 12 foot lizards inside politicians, moon landings, NAMA, Stephen Ireland and other myths!!!

RE: Angel Cards

Just like a woman not to believe in the power of the mystical vacuum cleaner! It has been right on so many things in my life....

RE: Quinn Direct

Obviously a fan of RATM!

From the way I read it the entire input from the taxpayer into Quinn will be 4.1 billion. The precious secret 'Bondholders' are owed over 3 billion and we know they must be paid out. What's the bets the 'Bondholders' are the same banks that are behind the private US bank, the Federal Reserve? The same guys who created the Credit Crunch (Debt Crisis)

RE: Neck Massage, can it be .....

What? you do reenactments of clown wars? Like the Bozzo battles or the Coco Campaign?

RE: Angel Cards

It probably means they were waiting to sell a genuine leprechaun suit to some Americans but when they saw you coming along they could see you were not American so they put out the Angel Cards. I could be wrong. I'll ask my vacuum cleaner for a clearer reading! Standby....

RE: yamaha majesty 125

You're a nice bloke. Are you fixing that up for you little sister or your granny?

RE: Wear an Easter Lilly

I see you are 'mixed race'. Is the tricolour for your mum or dad?

RE: Doctor ella,s south doc,

Oh dear, whatever have you gotten in mind?

RE: my pet cat

I want to get a job herding cats

RE: Doctor ella,s south doc,

Good diagnosis Dr Ella

RE: Doctor ella,s south doc,

Oh thank you nurse. Aren't you supposed to say, "this will only hurt a little!?

RE: my pet cat

Lovely cat. Felix is King.

This CatDiaries guy has some good cat videos

RE: Doctor ella,s south doc,

I think 'fluffy' is busy being 'ishotjr' now but he does love to keep a couple of accounts going at the same time so he can keep bumping his own stupid threads....

I'm in dire need of some medication. Report at once to ward 7 with a large syringe of love juice stat!

RE: Hobbies

Who needs Blipper. I can handle this one for ya....

Bleep...bleep...bleep.... it's the CS (Completely Sociopathic) Troll!

RE: depression

I agree with you but there are some people who, if I can use a psychiatric term, are so deep in the sheet that I don't believe thinking happy thoughts will do it.

You're spot on though. If we eat well, take regular exercise and get control over our thoughts and emotions we can cope with the sporadic crap life deals us much better.

RE: depression

You've only had this account 4 hours and already you are wagging fingers and starting aggro on every thread you have been on. Good man Rob! Wanger!

RE: depression

You can always go down the Head Shop and ask for some Meow Meow to keep you going until the crazy pills kick in.

RE: dead relative on a plane

Anybody dies in Limerick, even a 98 year old, the first thing to look for is stab wounds.

Do people in Limerick actually die of old age? I thought it was kinda like that film Rollerball.

RE: dead relative on a plane

I know. I can't help feeling sorry for them though. They are grieving, financially low and in a country where people will not be very supportive considering the British/German racial tension that still lurks in some of the lower lifes in Britain.

RE: dead relative on a plane

It costs thousands to transport a body in a casket aboard an aeroplane so they tried to get him into a cheap seat. You can understand their dilemma as they don't appear to be well off. When a loved one dies in a foreign country you can feel very disorientated. Rest in Peace Durant dude however you fly!

RE: depression

You just hit the two top factors in suicide; relationship break-up and alcohol.

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