The cure

I just got given a ticket to the cure concert at the Opera house in sydney....row 3
There was only 2700 sold
They are playing their first 3 albums
Gotta be happy with that!wine

RE: Random Comments IV

I can always log on and find a giggle somewhere here ....hug

RE: i'M BACK. Or i will be shortly

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing there sa T shirt idea right there !!!!

RE: i'M BACK. Or i will be shortly

If you move to perth youll actually be farther away than you are now .... Ill pour ya a beer when you hit the Eastern seaboard cheers

RE: i'M BACK. Or i will be shortly

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thats hilarious laugh

RE: What inspired you...

comfort hug hug

mwah mwah

RE: Mouse Plague

Thankyou Jem for that serious and sensible answer thumbs up

RE: Mouse Plague

LOLrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Mouse Plague

Ive got a few questions Jem....

Do they slip on the peanut butter?

What does the nail do? Is it a crusifixion symbol?

Cant mice swim?
do they mouse paddle?

If a mouse falls in the bucket and no ones around does it still squeak?

Does the trap work if they are carrying absailing equipment ?
dunno

RE: More tough love budget measures revealed

Martia This thread is in the current events section , we all know your madly in love thats great but there are other topics of interest apart from dreaming of finding love ....
Im sorry but if this isnt the type of thread you like dont enter .
I am very interested in the budget and where it will lead our nation.

RE: More tough love budget measures revealed

The welfare circus has to stop !There are now 3 generation families that have never worked !! Kids bought up thinking why bother working!! why bother getting educated !!
Australia is one of the luckiest nations on earth Here you can be what eva you want to be in 4 yrs you can go from earning zip to 80 thou plus just with a tafe course or 2 !!and its free !!!

RE: i'M BACK. Or i will be shortly

Well its about bloody time !!!!
australia thumbs up dancing

first beers free beer

RE: More tough love budget measures revealed

I work in 2 totally different fields welfare and community nursing I also run my own realestate business Ive educated myself while raising 2 children alone for the past 6 years.I could have sat on a pension and done sweet fark but instead I chose to redevelop myself within a growth industry and in the intrim establish a second income stream to support my family while I studied .While unemployed people can get assistance thru their job network agency for courses clothing even shoes and petrol.So what if your a biochemist if there isnt a need then learn to pull a beer.
Adapt mate or join the queues
cheers

RE: Hi everyone, and a question.

Hi welcome to the forums
Being down to earth in my opinion means your not up yourself , think your better than others and are relatable on many platforms .
Not a snobby a**hole

RE: More tough love budget measures revealed

In this economic climate where skills change so rapidly people need to be adaptable Training is the only way If people want work they have to adapt look at the growth industries in your areas train to fit the nitch ,
People should not be paid to sit on their arses and PLAY SONY!
If they dont like working for the dole
Get a job!wine

RE: Mouse Plague

not mine shes a chicken ,the ct Oscar however is fearless only a shaft of sunlight knocks him senseless


No mice plague here thank fark !!!

RE: newbie

popcornscooch ova will ya popcorn


welcome to the forumswine

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

Yep straight after I clean the kitchen .....AGAIN ! lol

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

rolling on the floor laughing
What can you do?dunno

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

rolling on the floor laughing

breakfast last year consisted of luke warm over sweet milky tea instant pancakes drowning in maple syrup & a piece of grated apple that had been rolling around the fruit bowl for 2 weeks It all arrived in great fanfare at 530 in the bloody morningIt was srtill dark FFS the tea spilt onto the carpet and dribbled onto the silk duvet cover more bloody washing by hand !!!!....Yuk !!!the kitchen had to be seen to be believed I mean how much farkin mess can a kid make .I spent the best part of 2 hrs cleaning ..


ahhh mothers day!!!!

RE: whats great about where you live

Im here its mine and theres a beach ..wine

RE: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

Happy Mums day everyone , This is the second yr without mum weird still , on a high note my son has a job so looks like I may actually be going to get a worthy pressiegift applause

maybe mumbling
Ill keep ya posted

RE: any nice guys from sunshine coast or close

thumbs up laugh

RE: The Last Word ......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Thats better

RE: New and Improved HAPPY BIRTHDAY thread

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RED !!!:party: party hat balloons cake happy birthday party party hat balloons cake happy birthday buddies drink pouring dance party party hat balloons choir bartender dance beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery drink pouring drink pouring danceline party party hat happy birthday

RE: Good points.... Bad points. What are yours ? be honest.

I think I first knew Richard Gere asked me to stay the entire week.....tongue

RE: Good points.... Bad points. What are yours ? be honest.

oh and Im great in bed grin

RE: Brownie Points and Keeping Score

you get to keep tryingwine rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Good points.... Bad points. What are yours ? be honest.

I say things before I think , inapropriate stuff tends to fall outta my mouth, I see hilarity even in somber situations which sometimes tends to make people uncomfortable.I like to be organised yet im also spontanious .I dont suffer fools Ill tell you what I think even if you dont like it
I am a quick thinker I am loyal I make time for friends and have a good work ethic I like to laugh and make people laughI think of others first.I believe in random acts of kindness
I have faith in humanity even when its a t its lowest.I swear but not infront of children I dont smoke or do drugs nd I love life wine

RE: Brownie Points and Keeping Score

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)



You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-20)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)

Named Tina (-10)

Tina is a dancer (-20)

Tina has silicone implants (-80)



HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (+2)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes (+3)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)



YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)



THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

wine

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