RE: What are you wearing?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: NEW PRIME MINISTER

Ide reintroduce national service , punishing your children would be legal,if your child is not inschool they have to be at tafe or in the forces,work for the dole mandatory,children will have the right to see thier biological paerent and by law the parent mst spend quality time with them r do parenting courses until they learn how and thats just for starters ....

RE: An Aussie

Hi Ali...teddybear blushing

RE: An Aussie

A Pakistanie farmer named li goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer named miz Kizzy and gets talking. The Aussie shows off her big wheat field and the Pakistan farmer says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and Miz Kizzy shows off her herd of cattle. Pakistanie Ali immediately says, "We have Buffalos that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when Ali sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" Kizzy, fed up with Ali's bragging replies with an incredulous look, "What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Pakistan????

-----wine

RE: An Aussie

Im not a farmer but this might give you an insight Ali...


A Queensland farmer got in his Truck and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
'Is your Dad home'? the farmer asked.
'Sorry mate, he isn't' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'Is your Mum here'?
'No, mate, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Greg? Is he here'?
'He went with Mum and Dad.'
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there anything I can do for ya'? the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow any, or maybe, I could take a message for Dad.'
'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant.'
The boy considered for a moment.
'You'd have to talk to Dad about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he would be asking for Greg.'wine

Describe yourself in one word

satisfied ...wink grin

RE: Helping the unhelpable

You can have the best family life and relationship and some kids still end up rebelling, many teens go astray thru getting involved with the wrong people,If the person has the basic right and wrong firmly planted in their upbringing & a great sence of self worth they will usually get thru it if not well its a long road ....

RE: I need a good cheap neuro or orthopeadic surgeon

The words good and cheap dont go together when talking surgeons Im afraid Risky sad flower

RE: Helping the unhelpable

because they are teenagers and if you recall we all felt the same about authority , parents etc we also all made our own mistakes and more importantly learned from them... she will get through this lok just be there when she doesbouquet

RE: IM

Yes!!!!

Describe yourself in one word

Hungry

RE: Men-o-Pause

umm Is venene serenes vixen sista?

Describe yourself in one word

Bubbly

RE: Culinary help needed..

post recipe !!!

Describe yourself in one word

curious !wink

Describe yourself in one word

validated laugh

RE: Happiness, what does it mean to you?

Getting the good stuff out of life and putting the good stuff inwine

Describe yourself in one word

Using just one word describe yourself , It can be your nature or just how you are feeling at the moment .......



availablewine

RE: Opportunity knocks should I take it?

Hi Ajax , For once I agreee with Blizzard.Being a father is the most important job youll ever have, the job may be there later maybe not but your relationship with your son will be for a lifetime .If what you do can earn that sort of incomne perhaps you could work it from hometravel only when nessasary , Its a tough choice but hey its only money .
xxkiss

RE: Herd Mentality

Thankyou for providing further evidence that youy have no balls ....

RE: Herd Mentality

tongue yawn

RE: Whats your reason for coming back each day?

Im here for the free beer cheers

RE: Herd Mentality

Perhaps you should read the next response carl and highllight that ! Oh what? afraid you may be intelectually outdone ? Or is it just the fact that your racial and biggoted views on the world actually clash with what you claim to be your "code" you live by ...What a joke !

RE: Thought It Might Be Fun

Stonedrockerhead banger

RE: Herd Mentality

RE: Herd Mentality

Ok hows this.... Race mixers ?????? Here is my critique on this unfortunate term of phrase you have decided to put forth as a derogotory term to describe peoiple who believe in equality!!

I believe this term sux the big one carl!!!thumbs down barf barf

RE: Culinary help needed..

Hi Riva ive made a tropical trifle , use pinapple and mango or lychee/ pawapaw use bailys on the sponge add coconut to the cream and pine jelly.
if using rhubarb go with a madiera for the alcohol wine

RE: Culinary help needed..

Hi Riva I have made a tropical trifle , use baileys in the s red paw paw add coconut to your cream ,use pinaple or lime jellywine
Ide lose the rhubarb unless your using a maidera or the grog wine

RE: Hi Everybody

Ali has been on the ints for years Stone so whats your prob?confused

RE: Frightening??

Explains why my last husband was a real snake & the one before that was a mongrel dog professor

This is a list of forum posts created by kizzy27.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here