What do you say to a dying person?

Fascinating insight. Thank you.

Would You Dye Your Hair Red?

Red as a hair colour seems very much in vogue, don't you think?
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"Sometimes it's better to just remain silent, and smile."

- - The Cheschire Cat.

Ladies, how many hits do you get?

*or*

Ladies, how many hits do you get?

Good grief. Has anyone offered cattle of camels yet?

Ladies, how many hits do you get?

What was the one-liner?

RE: How much money do you have in the bank?

There are only three outcomes if you tell people how much you're worth:

1. Those that have less than you will resent you.
2. Those who have more than you will look down on you.
3. Those that have about the same as you will see you as competition.

It's better to keep your mouth shut. laugh

RE: How much money do you have in the bank?

That means if the twenty real (not fake) people on CS each sent you only $150'000, you'd be ok!

RE: Can the Coronavirus virus survive outside of a living host?

To stay on the safe side I would give them 2 minutes in the microwave.


professor

Hey, I've got a great idea.

Perhaps I should dump the idea...


laugh

RE: How much money do you have in the bank?

Why so? dunno

Hey, I've got a great idea.

Yes I will. That's why they call it 'hard' liquor.

Hey, I've got a great idea.

Prost!

When the lady says 'no'.....

That's not french kissing, that's Guillotine s'embrassant!

When the lady says 'no'.....

She means 'NO!'....

Hey, I've got a great idea.

Too late...laugh

Hey, I've got a great idea.

Hey, I've got a great idea.

I want to make an alcoholic drink flavoured with elephant dung.

What do you think?

elephant

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'I'm going to have just one drink.'

-- a reformed drunk.

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Don't be boring. Otherwise go to Fight Club.

boxing

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Excellent! I was testing you. You came thru with flying colours. thumbs up cheers laugh

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Really? Post a link or go to Fight Club.

boxing

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James Joyce never said that...

RE: Can the Coronavirus virus survive outside of a living host?

Here's something else to think about.

RE: Can the Coronavirus virus survive outside of a living host?

There is a vast amount of disinformation online about the shelf-life of the virus. I have read anything from 4 hours on a metal surface, to 24 hours in a warm, moist pile of poo. Anybody ordered the latter recently?

RE: Can the Coronavirus virus survive outside of a living host?

A very interesting, and important question. And I am amazed that it hasn't been formally addressed across the spectrum of media considering that today so much merchandise originates from China.
That tells you something, no?

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"Struggling to get your wife's attention? Just sit down and look comfortable."

-- a married man.

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"The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a mouse."

-- Douglas Engelbart.

Your family tree....

Mine too.

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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

-- Mark Twain

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