galrads Forum Posts (36,283)

RE: how does a computer work???????

No more floppy disk with the new ones huh?

RE: how does a computer work???????

Hmm, are you saying in a funny way that women are like computers and you can't figure either out?

RE: where is best warm, cheap and safe place to retire?

Try Havana, Cuba. Real cheap and safe and warm...

RE: Absent for a while but back again !

Mayhem, huh? Well, welcome back missha!

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

Not a bad idea. Isn't California where God, according to the Book of Revelations, is supposed to throw the chained devil after the big battle of good vs bad in the valley of armegedo?

RE: If you could become Invivisible

Wet noodle? Well, gee, Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

RE: Define the Difference between Man And Boy

Some say you can tell the differene between a man and a boy by the size of his toys.

RE: If you could become Invivisible

I wish.....

RE: If you could become Invivisible

Me first!

RE: If you could become Invivisible

Hey dude. Have you heard the one where superman is flying around NY city and spies Wonder woman spread naked on a roof top and having some sun?

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

Oh, is that an absolute truth? I don't think so.

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

Modern bugles used at most military and burial ceremonies have a loud speaker and recorded tunes built into them. The ceremonial person holding the bugle really doesn't need to know how to play taps or other relevancies anymore.

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

I'm about 70% in agreement with what you have to say about regulating CO2 and volcano emissions. But, out of curiosity, why are you so hateful of the U.S.A.?

RE: Rooster eggs....

Ingredients for Sriracha Deviled Eggs:
12 large eggs
6 tbsp mayonnaise
2 tsp Sriracha hot sauce (more or less to taste)

sea salt
smoked paprika
sliced green onion

Notes: Makes 24 Rooster Eggs.

RE: Rooster eggs....

hahaha " Horse Dung ", never heard that one before...

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

Is she the mysterious/clandestine type and always hiding her identity?

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

Really? Holy P.S.F. !

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

The once was a man from Nantucket,
He had a tiny weenie so small he couldn't even view it, let alone scr*w with it.
His name was Tall and all he really cared to do is fly,
but all he really could do was the Blue Ball Cry…..

Like Mr.-T says in the candy commercial, fool, get some nuts."

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

I knew that would make your day, Tall!

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

The moon walkers: Twelve men who have visited another world.

What did it take to become a member of the most exclusive club in human history?

Christopher Riley
guardian.co.uk, Friday 10 July 2009 13.49 BST
Article history

"The 12 members of the most exclusive club in human history had many things in common.

All came from a highly technical background and all but one studied aeronautical or astronautical engineering. Growing up, many had been Boy Scouts and even more were active members of their University fraternities. They all went on to study for further degrees – many at military test pilot schools – and almost all of them saw active service in cold war skies, often flying nuclear weapons behind enemy lines.

These high-risk professions often claimed the lives of those to the left and right of them and frequently it was only luck that kept them alive long enough to apply to Nasa.

We might expect such parallel lives in men picked through a selection process devised to seek out "the right stuff". But despite the similarities in their CVs, no two men were from the same mould, as became evident in the years after Apollo.

First: Neil Armstrong, commander Apollo 11

Second: Buzz Aldrin, lunar module pilot Apollo 11

Third: Pete Conrad, commander Apollo 12

Fourth: Alan Bean, lunar module pilot Apollo 12

Fifth: Alan Shepard, commander Apollo 14

Sixth: Edgar Mitchell, lunar module pilot Apollo 14

Seventh: David Scott, commander Apollo 15; Time spent on the moon: 2d 18h 53s

Eighth: Jim Irwin, lunar module pilot Apollo 15; Time spent on the moon: 2d 18h 54m 53s

Ninth: John Young, commander Apollo 16; Flights into space: Six: Gemini 3, Gemini 10, Apollo 10, Apollo 16, STS-1, STS-9; Time spent on the moon: 2d 23h 02m 13s

Tenth: Charlie Duke, lunar module pilot Apollo 16; Time spent on the moon: 2d 23h 02m 13s

Eleventh: Gene Cernan, commander Apollo 17; Time spent on moon: 3d 02h 59m 40s

Twelve: Harrison Schmitt, lunar module pilot Apollo 17; Time spent on the moon: 3d 02h 59m 40s

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

hahaha My anatomy is a bit larger than my conceal carry (unless I happen to be swimming or drinking).

RE: how fast was the maximum

I don't mind a few extra pounds but that condition is jest too gross. Yuck...

RE: President Obama promisses federal support for rebuilding hurricane destructed areas in America.

For what it's worth, I keep all of my pistols, rifles and shotguns locked up in a safe at home, except the one I conceal carry. And at night it is under a pillow.
No big Deal. Guns ar part of every person's right-to-life belief.

RE: how fast was the maximum

guess I need to google cellulite? What is it?

RE: how fast was the maximum

I don't even drive my Bimmer that fast (computer rpm/trottle limited) but, weather-permitting, I do occasionally cruise about 130+ mph on my late model Yamaha V-max.

RE: who do you think is the best special forces in the world

Teletubbies?

RE: who do you think is the best special forces in the world

Get Some Nuts! Fool

RE: who do you think is the best special forces in the world

Maybe it was because I have the inverse-mohawk thing going on?
They turned down Sly (of family Stone) who had a golden toned twelve-inch mohawk going on so I thought I'd have a chance.

RE: who do you think is the best special forces in the world

Yeah! Both sides of the front lines in both wars would just chill and mellow out on mr.. marshmallow blowing up and covering them !

RE: Landing on Moon: was that true??????

.. Mars missions are fiction in your mind then too.