Americans Moving To Canada
As you know some American citizens are threatening that if Trump wins the Presidential election...they will move to Canada...lol...Here is an explanation on our Provinces...and what to expect...note that this is for comedic purposes only...enjoy!!
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I said American citizens...perhaps Trump will lead them to Canada...but he likes us...lol...
Take back America y'all...
Canadians are being very selfish not opening their borders to Murkun refugees.
I mean, it's a really big place; maybe nearly as big as Texas! And there's what, 5,000, maybe 10,000 Canadians in the whole place!
Just plain selfish. Yes. Very selfish, indeed.
Course, we can't count the Bern out!
One political prognosticator claims he'll pull out the Democratic nomination yet. Remember, just 8 years ago the much favored Hillary lost in the primary to a, well, let us say, dark horse candidate.
It's interesting to note that the same prognosticator confidently predicted The Donald to win the Republican Primary. Last Summer.
Keep in mind also...
A recent poll claims 40 percent of Republicans won't vote for The Donald.
The same poll claims 40 percent of Democrats won't vote for Hillary.
YouTube Jesse Ventura talks Libertarian bid for President 2016
Take note, y'all. Jesse The Mind said those things in March. Of 2015.
In retrospect, it has a remarkably prophetic ring to it, does it not?
Jes-SEE! Jes-SEE! Jes-SEE!
YouTube Col. Karen Kwiatkowski on Obama's response to Russian air strikes in Syria.
...as well numerous other public statements.
Col. Kwiatkowski was working in Donald Rumsfeld's office in the Pentagon on 9/11.
Her comments at...
U.S. Military Officers for 9/11 Truth, Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski
...are, shall we say, interesting.
I ask that any and all venomous vitriol should be routed to the Lt. Col.
And not directed at your humble and obliged blog commenter.
You'd make a great Murkun!
The Donald might do well to look into putting you on his campaign staff...immigration policy.
MURKA FOR MURKUNS!!
CANADA FOR MEXICANS!!
Re: Staying in Murka.
Talk to Sean Hannity.
He must've cut some kinda deal.
What we need, is a rumour, (and God knows, they are easy to start) that Gold or Diamond deposits have been found in Mexico and Syria. Thereby, halting the migration of all these "fake" refugees and sending the other ones scurrying home to make a quick buck. Now, knowing that Trump is the thick eegit that he is, it will be only a matter of time before he starts to wonder if the rumours are true. He won't know which direction to turn and will be so busy deciding which country to buy up in order to own the mining rights, that the business of running "Murka", will be left to someone with a modicum of intelligence! Also, with Trump busy elsewhere, "Murkans" will no longer need to go to Canada and Canadians can breathe a sigh of relief! Problem solved! Any other country out there needing assistance, just contact my Agent!
Good one! But I think he's getting ready to play LOTS of golf!!!
What's really weird is that actually kinda makes sense.
Of course it makes sense Mic! I am a terribly sensible person!
As explained in the video clip Alberta is not a place where Americans could find jobs...Toronto and Vancouver are the only options...
I will be renting out my spare room...lol...
You are welcome to stay here...
Canada builds a wall...and Murkins pay for it...
This video clip will be a good guide when you do move to your ancestral homeland...or when the Donald gets voted in...
Too funny...lol...
The Donald loves his Trump steak...
Is it still being sold?...like most of his grand ideas...put out to pasture...
Lets make America great again...
That is why I put this video clip up...to ensure that Murkuns know what to expect and where to go...
Might do better in Africa...
Golf and much more leisure time...the Donald will not be effective...the senate will stop him...lol......the beloved Republicans...
Here is a video clip about the colonel...interesting to say the least...
I'll bet she was hotter'n hell in an Air Force uniform...
I doubt Mexico will take them...
But Toronto or Vancouver seems to be the place for them...too cold in Nunavut or Winnipeg...
Mexicans, of course, speak Mexican so we have to teach 'em all to speak Murkun. Like normal folks.
Very time consuming.
Too funny...
Waitttt!
Save That Room For Me! Because I'm Not Voting Nor Supporting None Of Them.
Personally! They Don't Even Know Who I Am.
I Want Be Living At The White House. Nor Having Breathfast, Lunch And Dinner With Them.
Hail! I Can't Even Call Them And Speak To Them Personally. So!
No!
Well...you are in business with me...welcome to Canada...
Bring your rain coat...and rubber boots...
lol
Too funny...
Love a sense of humour...