Americans Moving To Canada

As you know some American citizens are threatening that if Trump wins the Presidential election...they will move to Canada...lol...laugh

Here is an explanation on our Provinces...and what to expect...note that this is for comedic purposes only...enjoy!!wine


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About 30,000,000,000 Illegal Mexicans rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Love

I said American citizens...perhaps Trump will lead them to Canada...but he likes us...lol...laugh

Take back America y'all...wine
looks like 88,000 Canadians are moving out to in Alberta...wow
I think that persons will affect whole world----we can all move to Canadagrin and have a strikeapplause applause applause
Lou, wave time you build a wall.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I've been wanting to move to Canada for years....I'm a Canamerican implant laugh ..as my father is from Grand Falls NB and my mother from just over the border...I have much family over there but my kids have grounded me here because i dont want to pull them away from the rest of their family here. Once theyve all grown and no longer in need of my assistance, i will be sure to return to the home of my ancestors wink
...and make The Donald pay for it, eh Usha? dunno laugh

Canadians are being very selfish not opening their borders to Murkun refugees. snooty
I mean, it's a really big place; maybe nearly as big as Texas! And there's what, 5,000, maybe 10,000 Canadians in the whole place!
Just plain selfish. Yes. Very selfish, indeed. devil

Course, we can't count the Bern out!
One political prognosticator claims he'll pull out the Democratic nomination yet. Remember, just 8 years ago the much favored Hillary lost in the primary to a, well, let us say, dark horse candidate.
It's interesting to note that the same prognosticator confidently predicted The Donald to win the Republican Primary. Last Summer.

Keep in mind also...
A recent poll claims 40 percent of Republicans won't vote for The Donald.
The same poll claims 40 percent of Democrats won't vote for Hillary.

YouTube Jesse Ventura talks Libertarian bid for President 2016

Take note, y'all. Jesse The Mind said those things in March. Of 2015.
In retrospect, it has a remarkably prophetic ring to it, does it not?
Jes-SEE! cheering Jes-SEE! cheering Jes-SEE! cheering

cowboy
Might I also suggest in regard to Gov. Ventura's running mate...

YouTube Col. Karen Kwiatkowski on Obama's response to Russian air strikes in Syria.

...as well numerous other public statements.
Col. Kwiatkowski was working in Donald Rumsfeld's office in the Pentagon on 9/11.
Her comments at...

U.S. Military Officers for 9/11 Truth, Lt. Col. Karen Kwiatkowski

...are, shall we say, interesting.
I ask that any and all venomous vitriol should be routed to the Lt. Col.
And not directed at your humble and obliged blog commenter.

cowboy
Hi Lou.wave Trump could build a rail-track from the Mexican border right through to the Canadian border, with non-stop express trains! That would surely solve the problem - for the Americans anyway!!laugh peace
Pc...thumbs up
You'd make a great Murkun! peace

The Donald might do well to look into putting you on his campaign staff...immigration policy.

MURKA FOR MURKUNS!!
CANADA FOR MEXICANS!!
head banger

cowboy
Interesting Mic! But then he would have to send me home after I had solved the problems. I would be an illegal!!uh oh laugh
Don't forget to get your Free Trump steak and Trump wine before you leave the US. wine
Pc -
Re: Staying in Murka.
Talk to Sean Hannity. conversing
He must've cut some kinda deal. laugh

cowboy
Actually Mic, that's not a bad idea! I could do a deal with him, to allow all illegal Irish -(as if there could ever be such a thing!snooty) - to stay on in "Murka". And also, I think that I might have solved the problem of the immigrant invasion.

What we need, is a rumour, (and God knows, they are easy to start) that Gold or Diamond deposits have been found in Mexico and Syria. Thereby, halting the migration of all these "fake" refugees and sending the other ones scurrying home to make a quick buck. Now, knowing that Trump is the thick eegit that he is, it will be only a matter of time before he starts to wonder if the rumours are true. He won't know which direction to turn and will be so busy deciding which country to buy up in order to own the mining rights, that the business of running "Murka", will be left to someone with a modicum of intelligence! Also, with Trump busy elsewhere, "Murkans" will no longer need to go to Canada and Canadians can breathe a sigh of relief! Problem solved! Any other country out there needing assistance, just contact my Agent!laugh
Hee Hee!

Good one! But I think he's getting ready to play LOTS of golf!!!
Pc...
What's really weird is that actually kinda makes sense.
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
Indeed Ed! Whacking missiles from one side of the world to the other!!laugh

Of course it makes sense Mic! I am a terribly sensible person!rolling on the floor laughing
Ian

As explained in the video clip Alberta is not a place where Americans could find jobs...Toronto and Vancouver are the only options...

laugh
Red
I will be renting out my spare room...lol...laugh

You are welcome to stay here...wine
Usha

Canada builds a wall...and Murkins pay for it...laugh grin
Enigma

This video clip will be a good guide when you do move to your ancestral homeland...or when the Donald gets voted in...wow doh laugh
Lucy

Too funny...lol...laugh

The Donald loves his Trump steak...laugh

Is it still being sold?...like most of his grand ideas...put out to pasture...laugh wine

Lets make America great again...laugh
1to1

That is why I put this video clip up...to ensure that Murkuns know what to expect and where to go...laugh

Might do better in Africa...laugh wine
Ed

Golf and much more leisure time...the Donald will not be effective...the senate will stop him...lol...laugh...the beloved Republicans...wine
Mic

Here is a video clip about the colonel...interesting to say the least...

hmmm
daydreamI'll bet she was hotter'n hell in an Air Force uniform...typing
rolling on the floor laughing

cowboy
wave Why here?, why not Mexico?
Pedal

I doubt Mexico will take them...laugh

But Toronto or Vancouver seems to be the place for them...too cold in Nunavut or Winnipeg...cold

wave
On the otherhand, it's easier in Canada on account of y'all Canuks speak Murkun (more or less) conversing like normal folks.
Mexicans, of course, speak Mexican blah blah so we have to teach 'em all to speak Murkun. Like normal folks.
Very time consuming. mumbling

cowboy
Mic
Too funny...laugh
Loulou
talk to hand Waitttt!

Save That Room For Me! Because I'm Not Voting Nor Supporting None Of Them.

Personally! They Don't Even Know Who I Am.

I Want Be Living At The White House. Nor Having Breathfast, Lunch And Dinner With Them.

Hail! I Can't Even Call Them And Speak To Them Personally. So!

popcorn No!
Angel

Well...you are in business with me...welcome to Canada...wine

Bring your rain coat...and rubber boots...detective
"You know how much of this land up here is livable? Nunavat. That's why they call it Nunavat."

lol
Cham

Too funny...laugh

Love a sense of humour...wine
That video is funny. I've listened to it 3 times I think. grin
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