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Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and pa...

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The Guide to being 'Woke'Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else.

Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of DependsWASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed t...

I loved President Reagan!!One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm...

Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you...

Whoops he got caught....A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and t...

smart old man, played his cards safe...A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to bu...

What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!The Male Cycle: 1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts. 2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*t...

Fun blog...joinup..Pick up Whatsapp...makeup...Putup Pop up,stay up,sun up,roll up,set up and throw up... Getup fedup...Giveup Throwup....Cheeerup Closeup....please...

TDS has been replaced by BDS...If you recall when Hillary lost, Republicans started in with the Hillary Derangement Syndrome for anyone who couldn't believe Trump won. They switched...

Another man bit the dust!!!!The first apple.(this..A. Red head) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly n...

Man.. “always read the manual first”This... guy is in serious trouble.. A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on himself first, so he inserts his manho...

Typical spoiled man!!!How To Shower Like a Man Turn on immersion heater and wait hours for water to reheat after wife's shower. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge...

Crafty old coot..hmm..sorryAn old wolf. So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jewe...

She got him good!....At a girl’s college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman...

Well. That was an interesting night!!!One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After abou...

Amazing what money can do.....Graham Martin is in Hospital: Who the hell is GRAHAM? Well Graham is the geezer who got home late one night and Helen his wife, says. "Where the hel...

Haaaaa... u made my day!!A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt...

What an.. instrument.....An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor” “Of course child. What may I do for you”...

Unique Holiday GiftsI have recently discovered my hidden artistic talent. If anybody would like portraits of their pets done, just pm me for details. Act quick be...

Cooking Adventure FailuresI went to make an ooey gooey cheese sauce because a good sauce can be used to make many things taste better. I watched a you tube video for an easy s...

Trump Claims he Won German ElectionFrom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Repor...

Lol..men are men....A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She...

Abbott And Costello on vaccinations

How to make your wife or significant other happyLiterally every single thing in this video is true. Obviously, the entire thing is passive aggressive, but it’s so true. Watch David Hookstead:...

The New Bug,FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....

Dum......Dum...An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her...

Speaking horse......A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied, 'That...

PinkI love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green. Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decide...

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When 2 of the worst US presidents duke it out.....with words.First the background, well summed up by the following video; Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what shou...

The Polite Way to P...(ee)During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Johnny", if you were on a date...