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Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying...
'It's just a cold '
Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening.
This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear...





Too weak and delirious to type more......

Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe.
War, Famine, lack of funds and the small amount Archaeological sites around the world have prompted an unprecedented tide of Migrants into the EU where they hope to find old sites worthy of excavations.
The desperate Archaeologists have been entering Europe in droves, groups of up to 3 or 4 have been seen on the roads to Europe. The EU have had urgent meetings in the palatial surroundings of the Brussels headquarters and quotas have been set for all EU members to take these poor people.
The Lefties in Britain have demanded that more Archaeologists be allowed to settle and also demanded that sites like Stonehenge be opened up to satisfy the migrants, fights broke out in London over the weekend as anti Archaeologists demanded that they "Go home" and "Go dig in your own historical sites"
The PM said that he and the British Government understood the plight of the migrant historical diggers but he would insist that no new sites would be opened until they had been here for 4 years, the EU President scoffed at this and with his Leftist Labour pal said NO NO NO.........give them a historical site immediately on arrival. Mr Farage commented to the press that this could lead to Surveyors, tree surgeons and more scrambling into the EU and it should be halted.

We spoke to a Migrant Archaeologist who said he had come from Egypt where he was simply sick of Gipshun stuff and mummified people and wanted a new life with new challenges and dig sites.

The image (Copyright of who ever took it) shows a group of migrant Archaeologists that had set up an illegal camp on a supposed historical site on a farm near Carlisle owned by a Mr. Lavortium Brush MBE who said they just keep digging and had stolen his reinforcement mesh to make a scale grid.

Should we allow this to happen?

I was chatting to this super nice guy, we exchanged messages here on CS and I seem to tick all the right boxes...all those flowery and sweet words almost turn my world up side down. After few days, we took our whirlwind romance to the next level...and by that I mean on what's app. We were so happy to have each other's number and he said I'm going to be his GF and we will have a great relationship. I am a very nice and fair person, just like the others, I gave him a chance to change his mind but he was so set of having a relationship with me. I said OK then.

We started exchanging messages on what's app and as usual, I would wake up finding messages on my phone...No, not dirty messages...just nice thoughtful ones The guy seems very thoughtful and persistent till we talked about kids...he knows I have but he was greatly discouraged when I told him I have 6 children the last message I received from him was "cheers"

Where did I go wrong?

To my lost love...hope this song will touch your heart

I have been on the blogs for a few months and not sure if anyone has noticed I hardly use emojis. So many Emoji on CS, and I have no idea how to use them.
I want to learn.

Give me a sentence and use one.

I've been blogging here for years now and wasn't interested really in the forums. I read some posts there when I started blogging here, the nastiness put me off. It wasn't till few weeks ago when I decided to give it a try.

I know some topics are not really meant here in the blogland so I posted a particular one there with the hope that bloggers won't read it there. Well, the first one who posted comment and most of those participated turned out to be the same people I'm bantering here on blogs!

Blogging is fun, a little bit more civilized than the forums.

Blogging is more easier, you don't have to click too many times to find the topic that would interest you.

Blogs are more conservative , forums are liberated

Blogs and Forums are both educational and fun places to be...

Can't really think of anything else to add at the moment so feel free write what's on your mind...

Happy Wednesday everyone!

UOST (Union Of Shopping Trolleys)

With British retailers now charging a staggering 5 pence per plastic shopping bag shoppers have begun to steal trolleys, this has prompted a new Union set up by the association of trolleys and carts.
Membership has been unprecedented with over a million trolleys joining in just a week.

A spokes trolley issued a press release citing the blatant theft as well as physical and mental abuse of its members due to shoppers being really silly and standing firm on a lack of principals over the cost a fecking plastic bag.

The Spokes Trolley stated that Government has not been supportive to the plight of its members and abuse has become untenable, he mentions that members were left abandoned in strange streets, used as BBQ's and thrown without mercy into canals and streams.

Images (not for the weak) show a trolley found crying and abandoned on the side of the road and trolleys kicked and overturned by non bag buying shoppers.

If you are or know a trolley in distress join the UOST now and the recovery agents (Trained in France) will come to your aid.
Viva the UOST...........down with silly shoppers!

There was a good definition of age on Twitter the other day. Calculate your age by the number of selfies you take, divided by the number you instantly delete, multiplied by the number you eventually end up letting people see.

It may work better for men. I delete 95% immediately with squawks of horror. The camera does not love me.

Having said that, I have put up current photos. No Goofy hat, no pink gauze swirling. Wotcher think? *does a twirl*

As for the singles hunt on the other websites, I have so many potential dates lined up in Glasgow (only 2 in Edinburgh) that I am flirting with the idea of demanding photos of them smiling (Scottish teeth are intermittent) and / or psychiatric profiles. I like zany slightly unstable people with kind hearts. There's a test for that, I'm sure.

Or, hang ON a moment, insist they buy, read and review one of my books first. (Too soon?)

Who are you?