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Does bill gates still claim that cows emit more pollution than running cars?
Well, here is a proposal for billy to settle once and for all wether his unscientific baloney might be true or not.
I like the idea of Trump 47 / Agenda 47 listed by a Woke influencer herein
Woke influencer lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever.
I like most of Agenda 47 ideas and I hope Potus Trump actually implements Agenda 47 early 2025 and gets us out of this hole mr biden has dug the USA into. Let's get America back on a road to prosperity, security and end starting wars using a moral compass.
With a national debt of 33 trillion plus U.S. dollars, America cannot afford to be a free mercenary state for other NATO nations. Other NATO sovereign countries need to grow up and settle their own issues among themselves and with non NATO countries.
Agenda 47 spells Freedom. Let's Make America Great again everyone!
watch here:
I like most of Agenda 47 ideas and I hope Potus Trump actually implements Agenda 47 early 2025 and gets us out of this hole mr biden has dug the USA into. Let's get America back on a road to prosperity, security and end starting wars using a moral compass.
With a national debt of 33 trillion plus U.S. dollars, America cannot afford to be a free mercenary state for other NATO nations. Other NATO sovereign countries need to grow up and settle their own issues among themselves and with non NATO countries.
Agenda 47 spells Freedom. Let's Make America Great again everyone!
watch here:
HUMILIATION: Creepy Joe’s SOTU Address Receives Worst Polling in Past Quarter Century
While the left salivated over Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, the polling numbers tell a different story.
Even the far-left Washington Post has acknowledged that the figures do not match up to the hype.
In a report on Friday, the paper admitted that while the left vociferously praised Biden’s divisive, rambling and angry speech, it is “not so clear the American public saw the home run that they did.”
The report noted:
Democrats would like to believe that President Biden changed the 2024 game with his State of the Union address Thursday night, demonstrating verve and combativeness amid concerns about his age and mental acuity.
Biden’s campaign and some media outlets have pointed to a post-speech instant CNN poll showing 65 percent of viewers offered a positive review of Biden’s speech. Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction — from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
It went on to explain that these positive polling numbers are somewhat of a red herring:
What’s also true is that State of the Union speeches almost always receive strongly favorable views, in part because viewership tends to draw disproportionately from their allies.
The 65 percent who had a positive view of the speech was actually lower than any such speech CNN has polled in the past quarter-century — the previous low being Donald Trump’s 2018 address (70 percent).
And the 35 percent who offered a “very” positive review was effectively tied with Biden’s speech last year (34 percent) for the lowest on record. The next lowest were Biden’s 2022 speech and George W. Bush’s 2007 speech, which each earned “very” positive marks from 41 percent of viewers.
The speech, which involved Biden repeatedly falsely claiming success over issues on which he has dismally failed, was best summarized by Tucker Carlson over on the X platform.
“Joe Biden is actually a cruel and vicious demagogue,” he explained. “A man who has no problem at all denouncing his fellow Americans and putting his political opponents in prison as he has done.
“That was possibly the darkest, most un-American speech ever given by an American president,” he continued. “In fact, it wasn’t a speech, it was a rant, entirely lacking in decency or generosity to his fellow Americans.”
gateway pundit Walk like Joe Biden ...
Even the far-left Washington Post has acknowledged that the figures do not match up to the hype.
In a report on Friday, the paper admitted that while the left vociferously praised Biden’s divisive, rambling and angry speech, it is “not so clear the American public saw the home run that they did.”
The report noted:
Democrats would like to believe that President Biden changed the 2024 game with his State of the Union address Thursday night, demonstrating verve and combativeness amid concerns about his age and mental acuity.
Biden’s campaign and some media outlets have pointed to a post-speech instant CNN poll showing 65 percent of viewers offered a positive review of Biden’s speech. Viewers also shifted 17 points toward believing the country is headed in the right direction — from 45 percent before the speech to 62 percent afterward.
It went on to explain that these positive polling numbers are somewhat of a red herring:
What’s also true is that State of the Union speeches almost always receive strongly favorable views, in part because viewership tends to draw disproportionately from their allies.
The 65 percent who had a positive view of the speech was actually lower than any such speech CNN has polled in the past quarter-century — the previous low being Donald Trump’s 2018 address (70 percent).
And the 35 percent who offered a “very” positive review was effectively tied with Biden’s speech last year (34 percent) for the lowest on record. The next lowest were Biden’s 2022 speech and George W. Bush’s 2007 speech, which each earned “very” positive marks from 41 percent of viewers.
The speech, which involved Biden repeatedly falsely claiming success over issues on which he has dismally failed, was best summarized by Tucker Carlson over on the X platform.
“Joe Biden is actually a cruel and vicious demagogue,” he explained. “A man who has no problem at all denouncing his fellow Americans and putting his political opponents in prison as he has done.
“That was possibly the darkest, most un-American speech ever given by an American president,” he continued. “In fact, it wasn’t a speech, it was a rant, entirely lacking in decency or generosity to his fellow Americans.”
gateway pundit Walk like Joe Biden ...
Biden’s campaign speech to other Democrats: Fact Checked.
Before the fact checking, did I hear Biden say an illegal Alien killed a young American Woman and then he got this Woman's name wrong even though her name is clearly on the medallion he held up for others to see during his campaign speech on March 7, 2024?
Not wanting to be replaced as the democrat candidate for POTUS in 2024, mr Biden needed to show his Party last night that he is strong…. so he shouted almost everything. For the most part, It was so sad that Only his Party cheered during his campaign speech.
“While President Joe Biden largely stuck to the facts during his thirdState of the Union address political campaign speech Thursday March 7, 2024, on several occasions he overstated the truth, left out key context or was simply wrong.”
Ok back to fact checks…..
“In a wide-ranging speech on issues including inflation, border security and conflicts in Ukraine and Gaza, Biden on multiple occasions attacked but never identified by name – his Republican opponent in November, former President Donald Trump. But in contrasting himself with his challenger and making his case for a second term, Biden occasionally strayed from the truth.
For example, in addressing the critical campaign issue of the economy, he touted the inflation rate in the U.S. as “the lowest in the world” – even though dozens of countries, including G7 nations Canada and France, have rates that are lower.
Here are other claims the USA TODAY Fact Check Team dug into.
-- Claim: Trump told Putin, ‘Do whatever the hell you want’
“Speaking at a campaign rally in Conway, South Carolina, on Feb. 10, Trump suggested he might not come to the aid of NATO member states attacked by Russia if they aren’t contributing enough money to the alliance, USA TODAY reported.”
– Claim: US inflation rate is the lowest in the world
“Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% – the lowest in the world!”
However, the latest data from the International Monetary Fund shows the U.S. has a higher inflation rate than dozens of countries
Read more here:
Other observations (more later):
— President says America is safer today than when he took office. Meanwhile, the Democrat Governor of New York is sending the National Guard into the subway to protect folks.
— I never heard knew Kamalala was in charge of WH office of gun violence.
— Catholic Joe segues into "reproductive freedom." Ten o'clock mass tomorrow?
— Joe says he's creating American jobs right here in America. Okay, then.
Bill’s a Patriot so see more facts:
etc
Not wanting to be replaced as the democrat candidate for POTUS in 2024, mr Biden needed to show his Party last night that he is strong…. so he shouted almost everything. For the most part, It was so sad that Only his Party cheered during his campaign speech.
“While President Joe Biden largely stuck to the facts during his third
Ok back to fact checks…..
“In a wide-ranging speech on issues including inflation, border security and conflicts in Ukraine and Gaza, Biden on multiple occasions attacked but never identified by name – his Republican opponent in November, former President Donald Trump. But in contrasting himself with his challenger and making his case for a second term, Biden occasionally strayed from the truth.
For example, in addressing the critical campaign issue of the economy, he touted the inflation rate in the U.S. as “the lowest in the world” – even though dozens of countries, including G7 nations Canada and France, have rates that are lower.
Here are other claims the USA TODAY Fact Check Team dug into.
-- Claim: Trump told Putin, ‘Do whatever the hell you want’
“Speaking at a campaign rally in Conway, South Carolina, on Feb. 10, Trump suggested he might not come to the aid of NATO member states attacked by Russia if they aren’t contributing enough money to the alliance, USA TODAY reported.”
– Claim: US inflation rate is the lowest in the world
“Inflation has dropped from 9% to 3% – the lowest in the world!”
However, the latest data from the International Monetary Fund shows the U.S. has a higher inflation rate than dozens of countries
Read more here:
Other observations (more later):
— President says America is safer today than when he took office. Meanwhile, the Democrat Governor of New York is sending the National Guard into the subway to protect folks.
— I never heard knew Kamalala was in charge of WH office of gun violence.
— Catholic Joe segues into "reproductive freedom." Ten o'clock mass tomorrow?
— Joe says he's creating American jobs right here in America. Okay, then.
Bill’s a Patriot so see more facts:
etc
Bad Leadership updates: for those 50 Million who will vote for Democrats .....
..... for those 50 Million who will vote for Sleepy Joe please think again.....
by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadership. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later.
"So here's what I don't understand. President Biden is obviously having a very hard time governing, but millions of Americans don't seem to mind. If the country voted tomorrow, Mr. Biden would get more than 50 million votes. He would lose with that, but 50 million is A LOT, as Donald Trump might say.
And it is the specter of another Trump presidency that is Biden's strongest asset.
Joe is not Don.
But think about it for a moment. What kind of leader creates a disaster like the open border? Who does that? Even Warren Harding didn't do anything that foolhardy, and Warren was a dunce.
And what kind of leader slaps onerous regulations on the fuel industry in the name of global warming, failing to understand that higher energy costs will ignite inflation? Who does that? Not Herbert Hoover. As bad as he was with the great depression, he didn't start it.
And what kind of leader calls the Afghan withdrawal a complete success? Jimmy Carter didn't come close to doing that, and his foreign policy was brutal.
So, for all you Biden voters, a simple request: Please think about what the deuce you are doing.
Thanks for reading the message." ~B 'O'Reilly
by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadership. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later.
"So here's what I don't understand. President Biden is obviously having a very hard time governing, but millions of Americans don't seem to mind. If the country voted tomorrow, Mr. Biden would get more than 50 million votes. He would lose with that, but 50 million is A LOT, as Donald Trump might say.
And it is the specter of another Trump presidency that is Biden's strongest asset.
Joe is not Don.
But think about it for a moment. What kind of leader creates a disaster like the open border? Who does that? Even Warren Harding didn't do anything that foolhardy, and Warren was a dunce.
And what kind of leader slaps onerous regulations on the fuel industry in the name of global warming, failing to understand that higher energy costs will ignite inflation? Who does that? Not Herbert Hoover. As bad as he was with the great depression, he didn't start it.
And what kind of leader calls the Afghan withdrawal a complete success? Jimmy Carter didn't come close to doing that, and his foreign policy was brutal.
So, for all you Biden voters, a simple request: Please think about what the deuce you are doing.
Thanks for reading the message." ~B 'O'Reilly
online today!
lol
The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 beers. The cop said "sir, can you step out of your vehicle for me and do a breathalyzer test for me please".
The Newfie said "WHY? DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?"
The Newfie was in court on the charge of public intoxication causing a disturbance.
The judge looked down at the Newfie and said "alcohol and alcohol alone is the reason for your sorry state today."
The Newfie replied "oh thank god for that, everyone else says its my fault."
The Newfie met up with his buddy at the bar. His buddy asked "Where were ya to by?" Newfie replied "I been in the lockup the last few weeks". His friend says "Really? What was the charges?"
Newfie replies "No charges, it was all free"
This happened in a little town in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop.
The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his life.
He had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve, a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time the car was approaching a curve. Finally, although terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump out of the spooky car.
Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm all the way to the nearest town. Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale, visibly shaken guy, walked into a nearby bar and asked for two shots of Screech.
Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in the Bar about the horrible experience he just went through with the spooky car with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept appearing.
Everyone in the bar listened in silence and became frightened, listening to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they realized the guy was telling the truth because he was crying and he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar and one said to the other, "Lard Tunderin' Jaysus, me boy, there's the jerk who got into the car while we was pushing it!"
The Newfie said "WHY? DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?"
The Newfie was in court on the charge of public intoxication causing a disturbance.
The judge looked down at the Newfie and said "alcohol and alcohol alone is the reason for your sorry state today."
The Newfie replied "oh thank god for that, everyone else says its my fault."
The Newfie met up with his buddy at the bar. His buddy asked "Where were ya to by?" Newfie replied "I been in the lockup the last few weeks". His friend says "Really? What was the charges?"
Newfie replies "No charges, it was all free"
This happened in a little town in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong the guy could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car come toward him and stop.
The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel!
The car started to move very slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Petrified, he started to pray, begging for his life.
He had not come out of shock when, just before the car hit the curve, a hand suddenly appeared through the window and moved the wheel.
The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time the car was approaching a curve. Finally, although terrified, the guy managed to open the door and jump out of the spooky car.
Without looking back, the guy ran through the storm all the way to the nearest town. Soaking wet, exhausted and in a state of utter shock the pale, visibly shaken guy, walked into a nearby bar and asked for two shots of Screech.
Then, still trembling with fright, he started telling everybody in the Bar about the horrible experience he just went through with the spooky car with no driver and the mysterious hand that kept appearing.
Everyone in the bar listened in silence and became frightened, listening to this eerie story; hairs stood on end when they realized the guy was telling the truth because he was crying and he definitely was not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same bar and one said to the other, "Lard Tunderin' Jaysus, me boy, there's the jerk who got into the car while we was pushing it!"
This guy wants a second term as Potus.
God help us if he is elected to a second term. I hope everyone else in the blogs will stand up for the USA citizens' security, economy and freedoms come this November.
I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. Let someone else who understands the difference of missions for Ukraine and Gaza.....
Unbelievable this guy is the leader of the USA government: Biden announced that the United States is "providing airdrops of food and other supplies into Ukraine."
The White House immediately corrected Biden's announcement: "He meant Gaza."
(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)
I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. Let someone else who understands the difference of missions for Ukraine and Gaza.....
Unbelievable this guy is the leader of the USA government: Biden announced that the United States is "providing airdrops of food and other supplies into Ukraine."
The White House immediately corrected Biden's announcement: "He meant Gaza."
(This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)
Let's put all Republicans in Jail, not just the Republican politicians.
The View crew love president Biden. Ok no big deal except when they talk violence and putting all Republicans in Jail. 
would that be so bad after all now that I think about it the Democrats would have to house, feed and take care of Republicans(except the rhinos) .
check out Whoopi going off ....
you can't make this stuff up!
would that be so bad after all now that I think about it the Democrats would have to house, feed and take care of Republicans(except the rhinos) . check out Whoopi going off ....
you can't make this stuff up!
NEWCOMERS ... The White House's new name for the invading illegal invaders.
Expect to pay more taxes to afford the new Majority..... you can't make this up.
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