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My contribution to the lexicon is...... HiBrrrNation

It shall be defined as sitting in front of a window (or Windows) and waving to neighbors while refusing to go outside until spring arrives.

.... come to New Jersey today or tomorrow and you'll get it good.

We have a surplus of inches.

We already have about 11 inches of snow and it isn't stopping anytime soon.
It's predicted to keep snowing about another 24 hours.

So, if you like getting pounded deep with stamina, this is now the place to be.

For those who can't travel, for the right price I can ship you some of this fine bumper crop of snow.
If you snort this stuff, I promise some awesome brain freeze.

A serious blog today. I don't know who Pete is and I'm guessing his real name is Peter. People have been saying 'For Pete's Sake' easily 4 generations now. That would make Pete more than 100 years old.
Pete gets mentioned in lots of conversations and I'm thinking Pete must have been famous (royalty or something) and possibly had some health or personality issues where people were always concerned about his well being.

There are so many situations where Pete comes into a situation:

"Oh... for Pete's sake, get off the phone!"
"For Pete's sake, would it be asking too much to put the toilet seat down?"
"Didn't your mother teach you how to dress? For Pete's sake, it's a formal affair. Black socks and sandals aren't acceptable."


I could go on, but for Pete's sake there are more important things to do today!

...not common, but it happens, with the talented and grounded, VERY much such of God's good earth. Celebrating my legal successes over a decent but uninformed, stubborn younger sibling, in my two year task. Gag me! Having been honored to be named by parents as will executor and primary Estate trustee. The smaller the pile of cash, the more some will fight over it. Human nature.
So, invited my good neighbor, best pal, and mother of our beautiful and talented twins, to dinner to celebrate the event, as she is in the same shoes regarding her parents' worldly belongings. And there's a not so nice younger sister in the picture, as well. And over salmon and wine, I went over my copious notes and documents from our trial/travails, to guide her in the daunting efforts soon to befall her..
But let's face it. how once smitten, can any of either sex not retain some feelings for a creature like me? I mean, just read that profile. Just admire those pics. That smile. The chin and crop of hair. And the tall stature, and whole irresistible package, truth be said.
The dilemma? Keeping a friendship, with out too much more.
Oddly, how different from our usual Quests in the folly that is Love!?!?
Awesome Vierk, food for thought.

Living under lock down for weeks now
There was no frie works on new years eve ,only a bell ringing on the other side of this small town..
And to make matters worse The Remarkable wet himslef <sad>

Still every thing was not lost I went back to the Monkey Mountain and listend to
The Damntion Of Fasust.

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