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BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand-new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
PS don’t try to find me. Your SISTER, Carla, & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping, too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if I can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers, I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So, when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone ... Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Your Free and Rich EX-Wife
PS … I hope you and my SISTER have a great life.
By-The-Way, did she tell you her name use to be 'Carl' before her operation?....

A Camera and A Network Connection , one deadly combo , which can capture some real disastrous moment and distribute publicly around the Globe !!!

Here is one example...

If there is something like God and also if
God is the creator and then if I were that God.
The creation would be:
There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful chicks and handsome guys. Means, no birth or death. No hunger or sex, there is only love inducing o*gasm without penetration. There is no galaxy but the planet earth without boundaries or countries. There would be brightness like
the day but without a sun. The spotless moon in the center with the stars placed around multidimensionally configured in a particular fashion and pattern. The existence is limited to just that premise.
No science and, therefore, no scope of either the theories, natural selection, etc. or of evolution. Its static and not dynamic creation and so science is not required per se.
That's it. My creation is ready for use.
Actually I groomed to be that fantastic creator, inspired by a renowned biochemist named Himunastics, reading her blog on a site, "DC, i.e. the Defuunct Couples" where she narrated a story of one illusory guy called Murk and another scholarly guy called Junk.
The story goes like:
One day Murk forgot to carry his tiffin and so he imagined a platter in front of him with bread and sauce on it and started eating his own imagined food. Now the wise Junk was bewildered, watching this episode. He asked Murk what he was eating when there is no food. Murk told him about how he managed the food by his vivid imagination.
Junk, "you idiot, if you were to do it that way, then you could have done with all sorts of yummy yummy eatables around you on all sides taking a bit from any or all".
The end of the creation and the told story for that matter.
Hope you enjoyed my creation and the inspiring story.

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with. him....
He prays that they shouldd not have a
fight..
He finds a note near the table...
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll come running back to you, my love.
I love you. ...
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?
Son told...,"
when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......
"Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!”.............

Effective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated.

In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed the dinosaurs and that
Pepe LePew was a feline molester.

Video not for the squeemish

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts.

Here on Blogland, it's very difficult to base your impressions based on fake or very old photos and first few blogs. My opinions of other bloggers changed after reading their blogs and sharing fun banters with them for months and months

I'm sure our first impression of each other differ and just like mine, yours have changed too after spending long hours, months and years here

I'm trying not to offend anyone but for MALE BLOGGERS here are my first impressions...

( I APOLOGIZE TO THE LADIES AND TO THOSE I DIDN'T OFFEND, I WILL GET TO YOU SOON ENOUGH! XOXO )



Boring and shy but after reading his blogs, he turned out to be funny and a little shameless but a gentleman


Too old to be on a dating site!...and so are most of the bloggers here! I don't like facial hair but those eyes were telling me to behave myself here He turned out to be friendly, fair but always run away when the going gets tough and too s*xual


This one a little unpredictable but he doesn't seem to like women He argues with most women but by end of the day he's just like everyone else...who wants to love and be loved


What does this cheeky grandpa doing here? He turned out to be cheekier than I thought! The first one who welcomed me here on blogs, very kind and understanding and put me at ease right away He lets me have fun and get crazy on his blogs but never let me forget that there's a red line that I mustn't cross


This one looks really nice, a little older than my uncles. Seems friendly but don't mess with him! Seems very sensitive but can be fun and a good sport once you've earned his respect


This one looks just OK, very ordinary nice man who has no worries and don't like any trouble at all. My impressions seems right...he turned out to be a good person who likes to laugh and be friendly with everyone.


This face looks shy and can't seem to hurt a fly...very serious type. Well, not that serious at all, he happens to like fun banters and liven up a blog with his fun gentlemanly humor


Oh this one is really deep, I have to dig deeper. Behave and respect yourself and he is your knight in shinning armor...he's a good friend but don't ruffle his feathers...like I did when I posted my "pervy" blog...


This one was aloof and not so friendly and very picky A bit difficult to fathom, you've got to earn his comment! You respect him, he'll respect you


I did like this one right away, Mr Nice Guy! Fun, honest and no BS...what you see is what you get!


Here's a gentleman, my kind of a date ( if he's a little younger ), the type who will open doors for you, hold your hands and cuddle you to sleep

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS.
She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and knows how to deal with women.
Age group: 18-99

Well well well !!!

Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/am/will be always familiar with the terms "Left" and "Right" !!!

But that's not the point ...
The point of confusion here is ,
What is actually "Right" !?
AND
What is actually "Left" !?

I have witnessed so far , on Real world or on Virtual world , everywhere always people brings this two terms into everything and anything and actually they very much enjoy getting into arguments over this two !!

The common generalise idea about these two terms among most of us common people is ,
THAT
Those , Who usually like to Follow Something/Someone Blindly for ages without questioning about logical explanation ,
Those , Who are Afraid to Think Out Of The Box ,
Those , Who tend to be Comfortable to Go With The Flow ,
ARE the "Right"...

And
Those , Who like to be Open minded and Curious ,
Those , Who are Ready to Explore and Accept New Ideas ,
Those , Who are eager to Find Facts based upon Neutral Logical Explanations and Evidences ,
ARE the "Left"...

But now it seems that , what it seems may not be actually what it seems !!

I mean ,
Has anyone ever thought
THAT
What we were considering as "Right" , may be NOT that "RIGHT" after all !!??
And
What we were considering as "Left" , may NEVER been "LEFT" at all !!??


Should we need to refresh our thinking process and re-evaluate everything
THAT ,

There is NOTHING exists as "Right" or "Left" !!!
May be it's just some clever tricks playing by the control freaks , Who actually just want to take advantage of US , THE COMMON PEOPLE , for their own personal benefits , by dividing us between this "LeftRight" parade troops !!???

NOW I wonder , If I need to focus on using both my Right and Left hands equally efficient , just like my both feet usually do !!!

So !!!

ATTENTION !!!
PARADE !!
LET'S START AGAIN....

"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" !!!.....!!! "RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT" !!!.....!!!

This weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool.
We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar,
who used his cellphone to make a call.

"Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you, that I am thinking about you.
You have really brought joy to my life.
Without you, life would be so much worse. I know. I know.
But, I just wanted to say thank you and let you know that I appreciate all you do anyway."

The gal I was with turned to me and said, "Isn't that sweet !?"

I suppose it was somewhat...... even though he was calling the brewery.