Hmm, 2 coffee breaks, 44 hours continuous driving, 2 young kids, the inland route would average just over 70 k's. But you obviously went the coast road so thats another 700km added.
With only one driver? Last year I drove from Theodore to Mission beach, took a day and I was completely fried at the end... Many years ago, 3 of us drove Sydney to Cairns in a few days... Maybe 46hrs wheel time, but I still doubt 2 days.
Well obviously I keep checking the mailbox and listening out for the postman... I'm beginning to think he's taken them for himself, he's probably got quite a collection by now. I'll give it a week, then I'll set the bloody dog onto him.
Well, I guess Melbourne is only about 4 days drive from here, or about a 4 hour plane trip. Makes perfect sense to go to that effort to meet fat people twice my age.
If I had double D moobs, I'd be washing them very slowly and sensually in the shower. Then I'd probably keep surreptitiously touching them during the day, at the traffic lights and whilst waiting for my food. Then I'd have a bubble bath and soap them up, fast.
I want to go to America and drive a big convertible, probably a Chevvy or a major Lee type of car. And I'll need a handgun as well as some cigarettes. Or even better, chewing tobacco, goddammit.
The only thing about my console I worry about, is if I spill beer all over it and it short circuits. All the folks would be running round the room screaming from boiling oil, when all the poison snakes get released, so they try to run outside but there's a wall of joho's...
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RE: MELBOURNE MEET March 23, 2013
Hmm, 2 coffee breaks, 44 hours continuous driving, 2 young kids, the inland route would average just over 70 k's. But you obviously went the coast road so thats another 700km added.Sorry, physically not possible .