RE: HOW HAS 2017 BEEN FOR YOU OVERALL SO FAR ??

Its been OK I spose.

RE: What is your idea on this site

Hit it real hard.

RE: Coincidence or...

My hair is so luxuriant and fabulous and my hips are on autopilot, its only logical that I joined the clique.

RE: Coincidence or...

It could be a clique situation again. Obviously you joined the wrong clique.

RE: How about this:- What type of subjects and by who do u want on the Forums ?

I'm nothing special, tall and skinny. Similar physique to Borat... But that certainly is a much nicer picture of you, I like your smile.

RE: What is your biggest passion in life.....

haemorrhoids.

RE: How about this:- What type of subjects and by who do u want on the Forums ?

We could all talk about slugs I guess, in a calm and controlled manner.

RE: How about this:- What type of subjects and by who do u want on the Forums ?

The only way they would over there... Pretty miserable place.

RE: How about this:- What type of subjects and by who do u want on the Forums ?

I think the picture of you in the purple dress where you're smiling is much nicer than the pink cranky looking one. It would have been better with your hands behind your hair, and a bit more pouty. Maybe blow a kiss or something.

RE: Speed dating !

If you're expecting other than a quickie, one might logically assume speed dating to not be the appropriate venue... You want stamps, go to the post office.

RE: Speed dating !

Meh, this is not academia, one would get a yes or no answer straight away...

RE: Speed dating !

Wanna root?

RE: Dinner guests

Its common sense, when dating the homeless. I'd be clothing them as well.

RE: How do you think Donald Trump has done so far as President?

He seems to be doing alright, its certainly not as bad as a lot of whingers thought it would be.

RE: Dinner guests

You two, and maybe one of the older guys to make me look more like the viable option.

RE: .............And today's new word to ponder is..................

I cut with a chainsaw, somebody else can sweep up afterwards because thats womans work.

RE: .............And today's new word to ponder is..................

Faark, is that all your work entailed?

RE: What's your type????

I dont differentiate, it does not matter if she uses laser, waxing, or the razor.

RE: .............And today's new word to ponder is..................

A lot of people confuse it with cynical, which is next weeks word.

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RE: which famous person do you loolk like...?

I look pretty much identical to Pedro from CS.

RE: What's your type????

Probably just a bit bigger than cupcake size, where they sit nicely and fits nicely in my hands. Nice nips, about half the size of a cigarette butt, aeriolas about the size of a 50 cent coin. No whiskers, not too much sag but a bit is fine. And its always a good thing if they've been looked after and still are sensitive.

RE: If your life was coming to an end, what would you do?

I believe so, and I heard its a similar situation in Wales.

RE: If your life was coming to an end, what would you do?

How embarrassing would that be- you hear the world is going to end, so you go out and make love to a goat. Just as the police arrive to take you away, you hear that a diplomatic solution has been found.

RE: What is blue with white polka dots ?

Blue with white polka dots? maybe a Turkish police car.

RE: ,,and today's word is.............................

Its always good to seek and gain reassurance.

RE: If you had a "one night stand".....

If you think its easy doing one night stands, try playing in a rock and roll band, its a long way to the shops if you want a sausage roll.

RE: so many relationship break down and die out, why?

I find I get a lot of ideas from watching Neighbours. So yeah, it influences things.

RE: I you were jailed & only had 1 phone call...

When you're making your order, just dont say- upsize me- too loudly. people may get the wrong idea.

RE: Eat It

My guess is Mary Jane... weed... Nice way to have it if you dont like smoking and can wait an hour or so for it to come on.

Profiteroles and coffee, not the healthiest of breakfasts but I'll have a smoothie loaded with fruit and especially strawberries. That should make up for it.

RE: We all have different sayings in our cultures --> What's urs ?

I want you so bad its driving me mad...

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