That couch is actually a big couch.
Here are some ways to pass the time.
1. Replace cat litter with pop rocks.
2. When a telemarketer calls, pick up the phone and whisper "its done, but there's blood everywhere", then hang up.
3. Mix soft taffy with some pop rocks and give it to the dog.
4. Fill a whoopee cushion with gravy to add a twist to an old joke.
5. Pull a zip tie on the trigger of a can of air freshener and throw it in the middle of a room full of people.
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James , a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
This is the weather here today
But then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
More snow last night, a good fresh 15 cm on the ground. Last time I checked, its almost May
Yeah, its this not sleeping shit again.
Someone tell me a good story.
How is everyone this morning?
for the ladies
for the guys
online today!Track16 Blog (1,598)
