The sun is shining, its warm, and here I am laid back with a headache
Why hasn't shoe laces been done away with yet?......................
Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other.
If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbage can instead.
Do not pull out an*l beads like you are pulling over a lawn mower.
Baking powder and baking soda are NOT the same thing.
Don't file off the ground connector on a plug, use a grinder instead, its faster.
If its raining and you don't want to get your hair wet or ruin your makeup but you don't have an umbrella, just throw a clear plastic bag over your head.
Stick a penny in a light sockets to check if its working or not.
If your afraid to give your cat a bath, put it in the toilet, sit on the lid and flush a few times.
If you find a box of condoms and suspect your husband or wife is cheating, poke a pinhole in the wrappers and put in a little hot sauce. You will get your answer soon enough and with luck, you will also find out who they are cheating with.
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