Been with someone that looks really good on paper but turn out to be a lemon?
This is true believe it or not.
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out of puddles all day."
"Very good" said the judge as he told the duck to step down and called up the 2nd duck and asked him his name and what he was doing that day. "My name is Louie and I spent all day in and out of puddles."
The judge excused the 2nd duck and called on the third duck. The judge said "let me guess, your name is Dewy, and you spent all day in and out of puddles right?"
"NO" growled the 3rd duck, "My name is Puddles and don't ask me about that day."
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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