A guy goes to the doctor one day with a stomach ache. After describing the symptoms to the doctor, the doctor diagnoses him with a rare bug that needed treatment and the only way to treat it was with a enema. The guy drops his pants, the doctor says "bite your lip", and proceeds to give him the enema. The doctor then tells him that he needs to take another enema in a week's time to complete the treatment. When a week goes by, the man asks his wife to help give him the enema. He drops his pants, she puts her hand on his shoulder and says "bite your lip" then puts the ennema in. He starts screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. She says "omg, did I hurt you?" He replies "no. I just realized that when the doctor gave me the first enema, he had both his hands on my shoulders".
I heard through the grapevine that my posts were being missed here so here I am lol
I haven't had a birthday party since I was 10. I decided this year I need to have a party and inject some fun back into birthdays. Aug 3rd is going to be a slop fest
My sister invited me to go on a trip with her to the next province over to spend a week at a cabin in the country. Will be little over a week. Probably not going to have internet but I'll survive lol.
My plan is to smoke lots of pot and do lots of fishing
Just waking up. Sleep routine is all fked up again :/
This is the peak summer season for here. My province is not known for warm weather but the occasional time we see it, I spend my time under a blanket of sweat. Newfoundlander's can handle the cold and snow but not the heat so much, we are just not used to it. This would be a good night for AC but the truth is, our good weather is so short lived, its really not worth the investment. A good heater is generally what you need here most of the year.
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