A man goes to bed one night and falls asleep. The next thing he knows, he is standing at the gates of heaven with St. Peter. He says "where am I?" St Peter replies "you died and you are at the gates of heaven. The man replied "omg no, I can't be dead, I got so much left to do. Can you please send me back to finish my life's work. St. Peter says "I can send you back but there is a catch, you must be sent back as a chicken. The man says "well, I'll find a way to get things done even as a chicken" so he agrees.
Next thing the man knows, he is in a farmers field as a chicken. The man thinks "well this isn't quite as bad as I thought it would be" so he mingles with the other chickens. After a while, he feels that strange feeling in his stomach, he asks the other chickens what was going on. They explained to him that he is ready to lay a egg so they tell him to just gently push and it will come out so the man pushes and sure enough, he lays an egg. The man feels another strange feeling so he pushes again to lay the second egg when all of a sudden he is slapped in the face by his wife who says "wake up you god damn old fool, your shitting in the bed!"
The old fellas had a hard life here before we were dragged into the 21st century.
Imagine that whapping you up side the face
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell and they look forward to the journey. The world needs more of it.
This could save your life one day
Still waiting to go to sleep
Insomnia is kicking my a** today
Lately, I came out of a bout with it. A combination of medication adjustments and some self work.
Do anyone else have to deal with it? How do you manage it?
If you got a buzz on (alcohol or whatever), say hi.
Hi
I say to myself as I cripple to the cupboard to get some Advil and a glass of water
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