As a kid, I loved trick or treating, as a teen, I loved egging people's houses, as an adult, I love the whole "lets celebrate scary" thing.
I live right at the end of my community and there are no young kids in the area so I haven't seen any trick or treaters in a few years. Its too bad because I wouldn't mind doing up the house for it.
A young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the cupboard and grabs some dishes, he looks at them and says "grandfather, do you wash your dishes?" His grandfather replies "they are so clean as cold water can get them" so the young fella thinks it over and says "well ok, sure, why not".
He cooks supper and they both sit down and start eating. After they had finished, he grandfather asks is he would like to go up the mountain for a walk, he says "sure". On his way to the porch, his grandfather says "while your out there, can you grab a can of dog food, I got to feed cold water before we leave".
A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house.
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver,
"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", he says.
"Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her a** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!
Pretty standard weekend here for me, but I don't get out much in later years. What is your weekend plan?
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