Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.
We need one here today so here is my distraction.
CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR s*xual FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS.
There would be no wars.
Legal weed for everyone.
Worship whoever the heck you want, just don't bother those who worship differently than you.
Party whenever the fk you want to.
It would be required by law to have at least two nights a week devoted to having fun.
Lots of pizza, burgers, bacon, and fries.
If the above sounds good to you, I am recruiting a secret army tomorrow to take over the world