The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients.
After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for her hand in marriage. The proposal took the secretary by surprise and she was thinking of how to turn him down politely without jeopardizing the bank's business relationship.
So she told the king that she would only marry him if he fulfilled three conditions. The king readily agreed. The secretary named her first condition. She would only marry him if he could give her a 75-carat diamond ring with matching 200 carat tiara.
The king thought for a while and said finally, "No problem! I have, I have".
One down, the lady thought up something more complex. "My second condition is that you must build me a 200 room mansion in the best district of New York City and for my holiday home, a chateau in the middle of the best wine country in France."
The king whipped out his cellular phone and after a lengthy conversation with his broker in New York, he said triumphantly, "OK, I build, I build".
Realizing that she was down to her last defense, the lady thought hard. Finally, she smiled to herself thinking that her third condition was the best yet.
Surely the king could not possibly fulfill this one. "Well," she said, "You know, I love sex, so the man I marry MUST have a 14-inch long p*nis."
The king was silent and thoughtful for a long time, burying his face in his hands. Finally, he shook his head, and in a rather sad, resigned voice said, "OK, OK, I cut, I cut".
My nephew is 7, and he has the digital tablet mastered, knows all about genetics, computers, astrological, medical, shows strong talent in music, making videos and more.
When I was 7, I was getting into rock fight's, went to a garden with my friends whipping the horses then running like hell, fighting, swearing and cursing, jumping off cliff's into snowbanks, . . . . . . .
If you want to perv someone's profile but don't want them to know, log out and then look at their profile, they will never know your obsessing over it 14 hours a day
Anyone else here depressed and miserable or is it just me having all the fun?
I am making some changes in my life. There is a piece of musical equipment I want but its expensive so to pay for it, I am making some lifestyle changes.
I am no longer buying any weed
At least until its paid for. I got to come up with nearly 3 grand so my habits have to change if I am going to be able to afford it.
In the meantime, when I do get my new very loud equipment, the whole damn community will hear all about it literally hahahaha
Have anyone ever have old hag before? Happened to me once in my life.
It is a type of sleep poralasis.
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