More anxiety and depression tonight.
I donno, maybe its just meant to be that way.
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?
The blonde had been married about a year. One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
"Great" he said, "tell me why you're so happy about."
She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down "I'm pregnant!" she gasped.
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while. He grabbed her, and kissed her
"Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn't be happier!"
Then she said, "Oh, honey there's more."
"What do you mean more?", he asked.
"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant "How do you know that," he asked.
"It was easy," she said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit. Both tests came out positive!”
There is no question that our world is in a sad state right now, we are not progressing, we are falling behind. Nations are getting more divisive and hateful towards each other, politicians are nothing but a corrupt clown show, countless people suffer, the gravest injustice's happen everyday, and its all getting worst and worst. Our species need something big to happen in order to create change.
I think what would do it would be contact with an alien species.
Why you ask? Because right now, we think we are the king fish in the pond. We are broken up in countries that only deal with each other. To contact an alien, we would be shocked into realizing that we are not the king fish in the pond and we would be shocked into realizing just how small and insignificant we really are. It would be no more just dealing with countries on a planet, it would be planet's dealing with other planet's that are a lot more advanced than we are.
We would eventually stop looking at each other as either American, Iranian, German, and we would look at each other just as human. It would force us to bond together as a planet in a way we never have before.
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