One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....
"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"
"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"
"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"
"But if you f#ck one goat......."
We will fly to a tropical local and find a nice beach.
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Everything seems fine, got the room rearranged, giving up smoking, got a handle on my weed smoking somewhat, got my medical stuff straightened out. Been relatively happy for a while.
Is this real though or is this just a prelude to something. My luck usually don't be that great and I can't help thinking that something bad is just around the corner. I guess I am expecting something and can't help but to think that this is just a elaborate setup.
Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
People are fking nuts lol
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