We were all kids once, what kind of kid were you?
When I was young, I was pretty fking hyper with ADHD and all the trimmings. In kindergarten, it took 3 teachers, my mom, and a nurses assistant to hold me down to get my needle.
Around the teen years, it started out with me doing things like sneaking into peoples gardens and taking their apples. Cherries was a bonus. Then I discovered alcohol and weed. All I done then was drink, smoke dope, take mushrooms, take acid, party, listen to metal, write metal songs from verses in the bible, smoke more dope.
Done that till late 20s, now I just smoke dope at home and hang out on cs :)
People are really fking dumb
I decided that my sex life needs some variety
So I started using my other hand.
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform.
It wouldn't plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong.
A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran, the out drive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.
Under the boat, still strapped in place, was the trailer.
A blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.
The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk.
We just want to be able to understand him.
One of the last good songs from the early 90s before music went horribly wrong.
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