A hunter gets a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what
it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps
asking what they're eating. "Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me."
"We're eating a**hole!!", she screams.
Be the best that you can be unless your best at being an a**hole, in that case, be at your worst.
Be the best that you can be unless your best at being an a**hole, in that case, be at your worst.
Sticking it to people no doubt.
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his father.
Then she sees his diploma on the wall. WOW. Graduated 22 years ago. Must be the same guy. She's quite shocked at how he's aged, but says cheerfully enough as she sits down in the chair of doom 'I remember you from Ridgeway High School'.
His brow wrinkles. 'Were you my teacher?'
This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the same as the name of a boy she went to school with, 30 years ago. However, when she sees him, she thinks it can't be - this guy is ANCIENT, must be his father.
Then she sees his diploma on the wall. WOW. Graduated 22 years ago. Must be the same guy. She's quite shocked at how he's aged, but says cheerfully enough as she sits down in the chair of doom 'I remember you from Ridgeway High School'.
His brow wrinkles. 'Were you my teacher?'
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