I want to write a real and sensible "about me" in my profile but how do I write it so it don't
A: Sound like a million other profiles.
B: Offend anyone.
C: Not sound cheesy.
D: Effectively describe my personality without turning everyone off lol.
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde, new to boating was having problems. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform.
It wouldn't plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong.
A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran, the out drive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath.
Under the boat, still strapped in place, was the trailer.
Stop trying to figure out who wears the pants in the relationship.
Relationships work best when no one is wearing pants.
Buy four pigs.
Paint number's 1, 2, 3, and 5 on their backs.
Release them in Walmart.
Sit back and watch security search for #4.
I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills, and a high sex drive . . . . .
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