HAREM GOSSIP.

The leading lady in my harem asked me if there was anyway of pleasing me more. I suggested she watched Dallas cowboys cheerleaders and try to get the ladies to work out a dance routine in similar outfits. Also, I found that belly dancing was particularly stimulating and perhaps she could also arrange training in that form of dance with appropriate clothing. One thing that I did find annoying was when I lay down on the chaise longue, and was fed grapes, the pips began to accumulate in my mouth and It was necessary to spit them out. Perhaps the pips could be removed before feeding me. That was all I could think of at the time.
If any of you bloggers can think of any more additional improvements my harem could make, please feel free to suggest. confused wink
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Yes, but if they are seeded first by someone else, it doesn't matter. professor
Riiiiiight! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
If any of you bloggers can think of any more additional improvements my harem could make, please feel free to suggest.



Take the sleeping tablets intravenously so you'll never have to wake up from the dream? idea
Where did you get the hat?
mollybaby -- Its no dream. I have all the responsibilities that a harem entails.
MIGUEL-- The hat was made by the harem and they always enjoy seeing me in it. kiss
All hat and no cattle. rolling on the floor laughing
Why are you asking for help on a dating site when you have a "harem", is the real question laugh laugh
Toots be nice when he used to post about his harem he called it a hareem. Just shows, CS is eventually educational.

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Oh! I wasn't aware, sorry, Biff. It was just so hilarious! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
3 more Toots. 3 more! and the top 10 will be free of the P word applause for at least a couple of minutes head banger
Let's do this!
This blog confirms people will indeed post on anything



devil
You no what they say three holes are better than two..two hands better then one. *8 wives you need some help?
they could earn more money?
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