The unofficial 2021 awards ceremony!

Hello, and welcome to the show! I'm your host, Philipsen. Before we get started, please note that this is my own personal list, and it might not reflect what you are thinking. Anyway.. Let's get started!

The first award is known as "Douchebag of the year". This award is given to the person, who I think deserves to be named DB of the year. There is only one nominee, and therefore, the winner.. Obviously.. Anyway, the winner is my former roommate.

I decided to award him this honor, because he's just a massive douche. If you need a reason why, go through my past blogs, but in order to save you some time, the main reason why I award him this award, is because whenever I did something, like leave a coke can on the kitchen counter, brush a fake plant with my shoulder or open the fridge a certain way, I was greeted with a mile long message about how expensive all his stuff was and how I need to take better care of his things.

The next award goes to Album of the Year. The nominations are: Slaughter to Prevail - Kostolom, Ingested - Stinking Cesspool of Liquefied Human Remnants, Gojira - Fortitude and Tremonti - Marching in Time.

This is a tough one, because all these albums were KILLER! But I decided to give it to Tremonti. Fantastic guitar playing and fantastic song writing makes this album so good!

The next award is for the luckiest racing driver of 2021.

This award goes to Jack Aitken, who crashed during the 24 hours of SPA. Video attached


His injuries were only a fractured vertebra and a broken collarbone. Insane!

There is still a few more awards to give out, so stay tuned!

Up next, we have the award for the single most stupid people in the World. It's us, the Danes! A few days ago, a story broke, that Danes have spent 450 million Danish kroner, that's $68.766.300, on fireworks this year. Yes, 68.7 MILLION USD on fireworks. It's only been on sale since the 27th, so for four days. That's $17.1 million PER DAY! It's absolutely insane!

Moving on to the best science application of 2021. It's the covid vaccine!

Next up: Best late night host of 2021. This is a tough one, and three people have been nominated: Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers and Jimmy Fallon. I thought long and hard on this one, and I have decided to award this award to Stephen Colbert.

That leads me into the worst late night host of 2021. That's easy, it's Jimmy Kimmel.

Moving on - nuttiest politician of 2021. Three people have been nominated. Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Paul Gosar. I'm gonna give it to them all.

We are now at the final award. It is for the weirdest collection of people out there. You know, the people whom you go "Are you well? Do you need medication? What is wrong with you..". Drumroll please... And the winner is... The Anti-vaxxers!

I decided to give them this award, because they are just.. Well, they are a bit nutty, aren't they? For the life of me, I can't see what benefit they are. They are actively trying to stop something that will end up saving a lot of lives! I really do not get it. Can someone please explain it to me?

Anyway, this concludes this years awards ceremony! I hope you had fun, and I hope to see you again for the next one, at the end of 2022!

Happy New Year!
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Well Phil, just so you know. If you had posted such work 10years ago you'd have
by now 200 views and 20 comments.

Well done! Maybe one day blogs well be up in volume again.
You never know, it 'could' happen, cos all it takes is a handfull
inspired people who like to play and like each other.

My award for the most unfazed stable blogger in the real sense of the word
goes tooo.... drum roll ....... PHILIPSEN! from Denmark! No doubt.

Cheers and a happy new year!

cheers
Well, maybe I wouldn't vote human intestines or whatever album of the year, but I'd give them credit for being creative... Keep up the good work fellas!

And hope you have a safe and happy new year, and that the douchebag's strawberries go soft in his fridge.

teddybear
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