Woo Hoo !!! We're all (possibly) RICH !!!
I have such GREAT news, that you are NOT going to believe it !Just today, I got an e-mail from an attorney in London.
It turns out that some relative in England, who is a very rich,
died. OK, that's not the good part.
The good part is that, supposedly, I am the only living relative AND he left all his inheritance to me.
All I have to do, is send a measly $4,000 to get the paperwork rolling.
I know, I know. Some of you are doubters.
However, the letter is from an attorney and who is more reliable than an attorney ?
Well, maybe a used car salesman, but I mean other than that. 
Nonetheless, it looks hopeful. This could be our lucky break.
And I do mean OUR. I mean who better to share this new found fortune with, than the good people here at CS. 
So, just tell me how much $$ you want and what you want to use it for and you'll likely get approved, as long as you can convince me, that it would be a good thing.
Personally, I'm going to use half the money to arm the whales with anti-harpoon weaponry, feed the hungry, provide seals with their own clubs and cure cancer.
That leaves the other 1/2 of the money (what is 1/2 a gazillion anyway ?
) to help you with your causes/needs and for a huge party at my new castle !! 
See you there !
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We'll get a mechanic to look into this.
Maybe it should be a refrigeration technician to fix the global warming !
There will be plenty of drinks at the party... even for attorneys.
I got a mail from an head hunting agency in London offering me a new position with salary at 25,000 £ a MONTH plus bonus,benefits and relocation of course...if only I cared to send them 2,000 £ for registration fee...
so many good bargain we can find around lately
Niiiiiiiice song!
You all are friggin hilarious!!!