I'd like to complain !
Megan Fox is no longer returning my calls.
There's a small scratch in the paint of my Ferrari near the tail light.
I haven't won the lottery in over a week.
My health is really going downhill. Today I even had to clip my toenails.
The French maid is on vacation this week.
My yacht needs a good waxing.
Tonight I worked very hard, I had to pour my own drink.
I'm suffering from hunger. Maybe I'll have a sandwich.
There, I feel so much better. How about you ?
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Comments (5)
good thing you didn't have to bathe yourself.