Apples guys :)

"Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top becuase they value quality.”bouquet author unknown

I just love this quote kiss
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But these Apple on top are only for man so they need to fall down so that a man pick up them easily.
I've got more brains , I would cut the tree down so I can have all the good ones to keep

banana
arose - most men dont know how to climb rolling on the floor laughing or they are just to lazy to find a ladder, after all it takes work to find a way to get to the top of the tree blues
I wouldnt cut the whole tree , only the branches with the best fruit , so we can have more next season

banana
Just shake the $%@!&* out of it and see what falls?
I'll start the climb as soon as i spot an apple wort climbing for. She can send those signals from up there, but i have a feeling the signals im mostly picking up are from apples further down the tree. Im not gonna climb just halfway up.
The ones at the ground must just lay there cos even if im a good cook i cant make good appletarte out of them, THAT is waisted energy.

frog
Nice to read and here are a few more great quotes for you..

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand - Mother Teresa

"It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanates from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit - Robert Louis Stevenson

"If what I say resonates with you, it is merely because we are both branches on the same tree." - W.. B . Yeats

More can be found here:
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arose,
Men are telling me that they really don't NEED to get the best apples they just WANT what is easiest.laugh wave
I once read something like, women(people) are like rotting fruit. The older they get, the less desirable they are.dunno

Can't remember where I read thatconfused
Nice quote arose. As for me, if I wanted easy, I wouldn't be on a site like this....I would be in a bar looking for some bar flies. In line with the theme of the quote, I would wait under the tree for the perfectly ripe apple to fall from the top of the tree and catch it before falling to the ground. If patience got the best of me,frustrated I would get a lift or build some scaffolding and go get the perfect apple for me. heart beating
Lana, you defnetly never heard that from me.

I'm all dressed up and nowhere to go. Yet.

bouquet
Let me know when they're in season, ripe, but not rotting. laugh
Is this blog related to apple turnover. laugh
Ever since I was a boy, I have liked green apples.
Metaphoricly, would Asian women be considered yellow delicious ? dunno

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a peels ? laugh
Naturally, it's easier when the apple is sauced. laugh
ummm...this kinda explains alot, not only have I been barking up the wrong trees, I been in the wrong orchard altogther...laugh

I'll wait for the apples at the top of the tree to fall though the branches, by then, they will be nice and tender.. laugh
I do it simple... I cut the trees down with my chainsaw, and then pick the one I like...cool wine
As a general rule, I would guess that most women prefer not to be sawn with a chainsaw.

As for trees, I did climb trees as a kid. But, at my age, tree climbing is pretty much out of the question. So I guess I'm just a "dropper" - waiting for a woman to drop out of the tree so I can catch her.
All this medaforicle talk, If you want the best ones at the top just get a ladder . There not complicated to use and if one is out of reach then go for the one that isn't . . .shimmy flirty shimmy flirty pointing idea
professor banana teddybear now guys where d the darn ladder go wink

appleing good time grin
Hey, I love this quote also! But it's better add to the quote that the apple trees need to bow a little bit. It will help {wink}

wine
Summer
Yep so many good women waiting it seems and the men here at this site it seems have a lot of choices. Wish we had as many...
when you girls join the site.....all the fools rush in , at first , and latter some of us will judge you from your actions to see if you are worthy of there love ....and the rest of us , we will wait and see how we get along in the blogs to see if we can be the one for you

kiss kiss kiss
Sounds good in Theory !!!professor cheers
you should try it parti , couldn't hurt to try banana
I like Pears better..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
You're in luck, Parti. Pear trees are shorter than apple trees, so they are much easier to reach!
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