Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created...
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in thegarden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and
hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for
him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist,
or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the
garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be
able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where
he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when
God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched
his head, and said, "I can do better than that."
And so it was that God created his ultimate creation and called her
Wo/man. And for every successful man, stands a Wo/man in front.
So gentlemen, when God created Women, he created nothing after us!!!
But we love you all for who you are.
Comments (15)
You're the bestest ever!!!!
all reasons are serious enough
Have a great day!
See...? Still doesn't understand.
FM
This reminds me in artistic terms: Every artist needs a rough draft before a master piece can be created
But we love you guys