REVENGE- the best revenge

Whats the worst revenge you took out on a lover who did you wrong.
I am inspired to ask this , prompted by Caliopesgirl,s recent blog , got me thinking along these lines .....I have heard of all kinds of stories , like throwing a can of red paint on the windscreen of the former lovers car to cutting all his suits off at the knees and elbows.
What would be your way to get back at a lover who dumped you or did you wrong ?
I heard of the wife who sold her husbands Porsche for a dollar.
Then there is the Egyptian wife who caught her husband cheating with the maid ...when he went away on business the wife sacked the maid sent her back to where she came from in Asia, when husband returned and there was no maid , the husband asked where she was.....The wife said , oh she wanted to talk to me she had a personal matter to discuss, she told me that she had HIV .....so i thought the best thing to send her home....The husband had a heart attack then and there on the spot and almost died , then he confessed ....... everything ..... the wife said ...i know i know my habibi .....thats revenge....... Egyptian style.

Please tell us if you were nasty ( and i know you are not0 , what would you do to take revenge ?

Saskia kitchen love goddess...
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yes, he was so ashamed that he didnt filed a case, one of his local colleague shared it! cause he went into surgery after that!
and i think she did it very smartly, they were in hospital where they were making out and being a nurse she knew how much to damage it.....(well i m giving my assumptions)
EW ........ some women are crazy........
fall in love with another women after breaking up with another here on cs wave
Too easy ...Write her Name and Phone Number on the Dunny Wall!!!blushing
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Not me!!innocent
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nerd mumbling I shall be following this blog with interest wink
After nearly 3 years in the wild (divorce); I decided to sell my property here & move to a smaller place & now my Ex gets wind of the sale and wants to sue me for half the proceeds..very mad
no , you put prawns in the hems of the curtains wave
Throw a Couple of Dead Fowls in the Ceiling Cavity!!!roll eyes help
sad flower
and a throw a dead possom in the water tank wave
after 13 de-facto relationships , I learnt from the best banana
Saskia, show class. Ignore them totally is the worse revenge you can do to someone and don't tell them why is much worse. No need to waste time for useless things like these people.
And I'm afraid Number 14 will get the same Treatment A Dead Possum in her Water Tank!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
grin cheers
aww where else can we have a few laughs , parti , banana
Virgo...I'll bet we would get a Few laughs if we get invited to Takeme's next wedding !!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay yay
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But then I doubt if we will get invited on her next Blog even????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Thanks for the laughs you guys .... too funny ..... saskia
for sure ,we would cheering gift gift
Hammy you get first prize for being the most creative tho.......saskia
St Elmo , You should have given your wife half the house anyway , so what do u expect , she was being kind letting you live there probably in the first place . Wear it like a man. be generous , not bitter...bitterness and meanness in a man over past relationships speaks volumes about him , and always hinders development of new ones ... Thats what i always see. ..... course the situation might have been very different of course , I am just guessing Elmo so don't get yr jock strap stuck up yr bum crack just yet sweetie.......saskia
i know a woman whos husband had an affair so she spat in his mashed potatos. yuk i havent been able eat them since
Conga I kinda agree with you, I would always want to preserve my own dignity as well . I am neither jealous or revengeful. I would just move on , and be happy to be liberated .
Problem is people get hurt , and obsessed by things they see as having been done wrong to them. Thats when it has bad consequences.
People need to recognise it can often be their own fault , what happened to them anyway, simply because they did not have their eyes open wide enough at the right time , or alternatively their own selfish agenda was not met.
How people behave in a breakup speaks volumes about themselves I think. saskia
Boy gave the best answer Ignore Her!! handshake laugh laugh
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I agree with how it must feel good for a man to do that Boysee , but i don't ignore them, i always tell them why I am on my way. So they can learn from it if they care to. I think if they don't show respect thats their problem , but as for me I will show some respect , even if they do the wrong thing , I am not going to run and hide , any kind of revenge even the silence type of revenge you advocate is not good . two bads don't make a right .......saskia
Jimbo...Why does that Remind me of Birds Nest Soup????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
handshake beer
Hey parti I miss Mayhow , I wonder if she's managed to find that recipe for peking duck pancakes yet ? I don't know who i miss more Amir, Firas or Mayhow .....
Yeah!! Yer Right??? I wodered what was missing in the Goulash I've been getting lately!!!grin roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
teddybear bouquet kiss wine handshake
Carl.. what a Rib tickling Story!! Got any more!! And I want to buy your Newspaper !! Much better Edition than My Bla Bla!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing More like the Melbourne Truth used to be??!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
sad flower <<< For that Ex !!
cheers handshake
probalby someone said it already, no revenge is best revenge, I don't waste my mind energy on themdunno
So Carl , all that time wasted, a broken heart and love for someone not worth loving at all . Why was that ? have you worked it out yet? ...open heart and closed eyes are a very dangerous thing to have especially when it takes so long for the eyes to become open. It was not the karma to her thats important in this lesson , it is the karma for you i believe . What one person does is not a map for all to do the same , a sensible mind will tell you that . Life has pitfalls , and edges to climb over or ladders to get out. Important thing is to find the ladder . saskia
Oh my god kelsey such DRAMA ...... i can understand how u could feel like that ,,,,,,, saskia
I know what you are telling me Carl, its at least a step in the right direction that you can acknowledge that . Social dysfunction is often the burden of a highly intelligent person. Their brain cannot adhere to what is for some normal behaviour, they are emotionally sent packing to a place where very few people go. Isolation from like minded people isolates them even further. as time goes on. By the time they recognise where they could have done things differently , it is usually too late. A life of great dissatisfaction often plagues highly intelligent people because basic intelligence is what they lack. They often appear as lofty know it alls to regular folks because they are too difficult to relate to.
Intelligence can be marked in many ways ,, there is academic intelligence , practical intelligence, emotional intelligence , and a combo of the three.
Having one form , without the others will leave you devoid of all the necessary tools to create a naturally satisfying life for yourself.
Please don't be like my own mother Carl , who had an I Q that could boil water , and to this day still the smartest woman i have known , yet on her death bed she admitted she was a slow learner when it came to love and emotions. saskia
The best we can do? Keep our emotional intelligence at check. Ignore our former and get back to our lives ASAP. They don't deserve to shed a single tear. Living happily is such an awesome revenge since no one can stand it.

Karma does its work and it's excellent at it. Bonus points if it includes them both. RAWRRR, "ya play with me? I play better lol!" enjoy your stay at Karmaville rofl. rolling on the floor laughing
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