Real Men will Never utter these words.
To all the lovely ladies out there in CS land.I have listen to u all asking the same question over and over,
"R there any real men out there?"
The simple answer is yes, and to prove it, i have compiled a list of things REAL men will never say, now after reading this u will have to agree, u have never heard any man on here say any of the below. Which proves we r real.
Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Of course it's not PMS. You're just very sensitive.
Fine you go out with your girlfriends, I will go out with my boyfriends.
That woman is showing way too much cleavage
I would love our daughter to work at Hooters.
Marriage sounds like a good idea.
Let's invite your mother over for the weekend?
You didn't even notice my new hairstyle.
I'll do the dishes.
Let me change the diapers.
I think our daughter's date is a bright young man with a future.
Not tonight dear, I have a headache.
Wow - AVON lets men go to the parties too!
Of course I can find a date for your 40 year old girlfriend with five ex-husbands who looks like a walking blimp and has a drinking problem, three teenagers living at home and the personality of a barracuda. Love to!
Now ladies, any man that says any of the above is a fake ok.
Comments (99)
i dont need a horse,i want a man
i wish you luck in ur search, but i do not qualify of ur list.
As i say i smoke, and drink only socially and i am embarrassed to say, that i also fail one of ur other qualifications....
REAL MAN NEVER SMOKE, i smoke
REAL MAN NEVER DRINK ALCOHOL, I drink socially
REAL MAN MUST BE WELL ENDOWED.
A REAL MAN IS EASY TO PLEASE I am easily pleased by the right women
Now u figure it out......
I think teddy and jeddah made him.....
I fail as well.
I smoke allot,
I drink socially.. but can be very social at times :-p
Won't get into the other points.
how did u go on that little problem (opps maybe a bad choice of words with jeddah's list still in my mind)...
Anyway, how did u go with it?
I spent some years on the N.W coast of Tassie. (thats where my ex wife now lives, but thats another story...
Anyways, he would have to have been university educated and that would have had to happen on the mainland.
Tassie's population is just a smidge under 1/2 million all up.
Thats the one, (mailed me about).
Good pleased to hear.
Never can tell about anyone i guess.
All i know is when i pinch myself to see if i am real it bloody well hurts....
notice how Jeddah has left us after we kinda didnt make a BIG thing about how well endowed we r or r not.......
No they come from men who r not REAL men.....
Tis only for fun my dear shay.
u r a bright light among us dull guys.....
but at least we real.....
well endowed
alls well my friend, just trying to inject some humour into this blog.
Lets not forget that Jeddah
did say that she was driving, and we certainly do not want her having any accidents due to us .....
So i guess teddy unless some others join us, we will just have to wait and stew upon the answer until miss Jeddah
ARRIVES HOME SAFELY.
And i will turn again if that might help
I do feel teh same, we should be patient untill she gets home safe.. Maybe she can bring some light upon these pressing matters.
Men always keep their friends(men)'s top secret !!!!!
How lovely to see u again.
yes i know, but it was Teddy who asked the question, but only because Jeddah said a real man was well endowed.
So Teddy wanted to know what well endowed really is.
Can u help us pls.
Pretty Pls.
But i quickly put paid to his idea.
And hey, dont be helping him, u r the one saying u keep turning and could turn again.....
come on,
u r never lost for words.
What is well endowed to u?