Best chat up lines for 2014
Merry Christmas everybody.
At home we celebrate Christmas on the evening of the 24th December. We already had dinner, gift giving and Christmas mass, and one of the gifts which received most laughs was the “A month full of stupid proverbs”. It’s a little booklet with chat up lines my brother received from out niece, ok, he could do with a hint.
Hope all make sense when I translate them from German into English, here are the best ones:
So many curves – and me without brakes.
I have a new alarm clock. Do you want to hear it ringing in the morning?
Your eyes have the same colour as my bed linen.
I don’t want to get you into bed! I’m ok with the couch.
I would like to have breakfast with you. Can I invite you for dinner?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past again?
Hey, didn’t we go to different schools when we were kids?
I’m organ donor, do you need something?
I’m new to the area, can you please show me the way to your house?
I’m incredibly rich and have only 2 weeks left to live.
You must be the real reason for global warning.
Is it really that hot in here or is it just you?
I’m lost. Can I go with you?
What kind of landmarks are there in your town, except you?
Hope some of them will work for you in 2014. Happy hunting everyone. 
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And I found the gift that I already share in here
Wish you have wonderful holiday with you family
Happy Christmas to you and yours and hope all goes well for you in 2014.
I usually don't like chat up lines but some of them are so funny, they would definitely get a laugh.
thankyou so much for your blog tonight -those "chat up lines" really made me smile
A famous one here in Ireland is also "How do you like your eggs cooked for breakfast ? "
I am sure you are really enjoying your special family time now , and that you received some beautiful gifts
I never heard the ones with the eggs for breakfast, but also a good one.
Thanks, having a great and quiet time at home, enjoy Christmas day tomorrow with your loved ones dear friend.
I am delighted you are having such a wonderful time
Enjoy every minute and i'll chat to you soon
Text me when you get back again so I know you are back safe please
Hope you're not too tired after all the cooking and enjoy your turkey and ham tomorrow.
Mum did the Christmas dinner but I think I'm doing a good bit of cooking from now on.
no , I'm grand thankyou K ..I kinda paced myself out
all cooking done this afternoon , and looking good if I do say so myself
Can't wait to see the girls faces in the morning when they open their presents - I bought what they asked for , but I have a few extra surprises for them
tell me what he thought, God?
when instead of oranges,
two melons gave you! he gave you!
Kids really make Christmas. They must be so excited and looking forward to it. It was nice tonight to sit down and chat, but no one who is trying to break down the door to get to the presents anymore.
Have a great time tomorrow and enjoy. I keep my fingers crossed for you for 2014 F.
Why, did you try some of them without success before?
and I was just about to ask Sir Z what his best chat up line is too
Hi HRH
And silly! I like silly!!!
I'm not big in pick-up lines but not too long ago I tried:
If I was 15 years younger I would have given you no rest!.
And do you know what? It worked!
My brother said he has to try some of these chat up lines far away from home.
nice ones u got there..jus thought of addin up some::
-I don't know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
-How about you wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are?
-Thnk God am wearing Gloves,,,bcos u wud be too HOT to Handle...
-Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
-I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hope u guys find 'em interestin...HAPPY NEW YEAR
Ummm, maybe you should do something about your photos.
I had a good 2013 and have a lot on in 2014. Hope 2014 brings you happiness.